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Oliver Skipp

Oliver Skipp has travelled to the USA for pubic trimming.

When breaking into the Spurs first team, Skipp sported a full ginger bush, but suffered cruel jibes from his team mates in the showers after training and after matches.

In trying to solve this severe problem at home, he went with a number 2 trim all over the pubis region and sack, but from a distance he ended up looking bald in that region, so has now decided to head to the USA for better support and information.

Barbers are expected to allow Skipp's bush to grow out for the next 4 weeks and then try a Brazilian landing strip design, potentially with the option of a blonde bleach if all goes well.

We will keep you updated of further developments. Skippy's bush kangaroo is expected to remain unaffected.
 
Good news...

"football.london understands that the England U21 midfielder is now in good shape, raring to go and will be available to hit the ground running for the first day of Conte's pre-season in less than a month's time. The Spurs head coach has high hopes for Skipp, having taken a shine to him quickly after arriving at the club in November, recognising his tactical intelligence, fitness levels and technique and he believes he can turn him into a top midfielder."



https://www.football.london/tottenh.../oliver-skipp-injury-conte-tottenham-24168191
 
Heard it was a nasty deep cut that needed stitches. No mention of fracture.

Bad luck for the fella as I bet he was raring to go after last seasons injury woes.

ITK saying potential fractured metatarsal, scan in the next day or so, maybe 6+ weeks out.

Very disappointed for the lad if true, you can see Conte rates him, he just needs a good 3-6 month injury free stretch and he will shine.
 
Not sure that being fit now, he'd get that many games. Probably not a bad thing to hit peak fitness a little later in the season.
He'd get game time due to the amount of games and 5 subs. It leaves us with only three players for the two CM positions, not ideal.
 
He'd get game time due to the amount of games and 5 subs. It leaves us with only three players for the two CM positions, not ideal.

We should be okay. Bissouma needs games. And no bad thing to use these three then turn to Skipp a little later.
 
Silver lining is that these 6 weeks aren't the peak period for number of games. Better now than Oct onwards
 
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