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*** Official Film Thread ***

Just watched Noah - wow absolutely MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
Transformers Extinction..*flush*

Complete turd of a film and, at 2 hours 45 minutes, it may require a few flushes to get rid of the stink of that one!
 
El Guepardo said:
Transformers Extinction..*flush*

Complete turd of a film and, at 2 hours 45 minutes, it may require a few flushes to get rid of the stink of that one!
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I saw Dark of the Moon at Waterloo IMAX but even a screen the height of 5 double decker buses combined with an 11kw sound system couldn't make up for how bad that movie was... sounds like the latest instalment takes the Transformers franchise to new lows!
 
No real depth to the characters, no evolution of the characters, well not to the extent that perhaps could be anticipated with a film that long. The ending is quite strange, it does and it doesn't make sense. There's a climatic showdown between characters but strangely, one of the main characters is excluded from this battle, strange given the context of the film.

The film also cuts from scene to scene to solve outstanding problems. The dialogue is chunky and the camera work for some of the fight sequences isn't the best. You end up feeling as if the film should be half as long, with half as many fight sequences and perhaps, with a bit more shine, they could have had an ok film.

No Transformers movie needs to be 2 hours 45 minutes long...there's no justification for it.
 
The first Transformers was slightly less crap, but the second one was brown nuggets and I can't be bothered with the rest.
 
markysimmo said:
All these new films seem to be well over 2 hours long, they seriously dont need to be its so annoying...
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Yup. Fair enough if the film has the sufficient level of depth to justify being that long but otherwise....NO!

I really can't understand the logic of creating a film that is over 2 hours in length just for the sake of it.
 
We're The Millers was funny.

And Jennifer Aniston...

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Agree with Billy, Raid 2 is great…check out SNOWPIERCER, absolutely blinding…also, two thumbs-up for new "…Apes" film, very very very good!
 
Superted said:
22 Jump Street is awesome. If you loved the first one, the second is more of the same.
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We had avoided the first one as I thought it would be **** but after all the great reviews of the second we watched the first on Saturday and it is hilarious so I'm looking forward to the second now!
 
I was pleasantly surprised how good 21 Jump Street was. Channing Tatum is a funny guy. One of the better TV movie adoptions.
 
Superted said:
I was pleasantly surprised how good 21 Jump Street was. Channing Tatum is a funny guy. One of the better TV movie adoptions.
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I agree. Good looking guy to boot haha

Jonah Hill on the other hand - I have this irrational dislike for him. Not sure why I dislike him so much, not like I know him personally. He isnt on par with that **** Bieber but only because he isnt in the media as much as Bieber****.
 
I agree with the praise for the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. I went to see it tonight and thought that it was excellent.
 
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