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Not been in here in a few years.....

Surfless

Surfless

Bobby Mimms
Staff member
....lets test this swear filter.


  • Arse
  • Bloody
  • Bugger
  • Cow
  • Crap
  • Damn
  • Ginger
  • Git
  • GHod
  • Goddam
  • Jesus Christ
  • Minger
  • Sod-off
  • Arsehole
  • Balls
  • Bint
  • Bitch
  • gonads
  • flimflam
  • Feck
  • Munter
  • tinkled/tinkled off
  • brick
  • Son of a bitch
  • Tits
  • Bastard
  • Beaver
  • Beef curtains
  • Bellend
  • Bloodclaat
  • Clunge
  • rooster
  • dingdong
  • dingdonghead
  • Fanny
  • Flaps
  • Gash
  • Knob
  • Minge
  • Prick
  • Punani
  • Pussy
  • Snatch
  • taco
  • clam
  • fudge
  • Motherfudger
 
Not baaaaad! Ding dong made me chuckle.

I wonder what the mod response time is......
 
Surfless said:
....lets test this swear filter.


  • Arse
  • Bloody
  • Bugger
  • Cow
  • Crap
  • Damn
  • Ginger
  • Git
  • GHod
  • Goddam
  • Jesus Christ
  • Minger
  • Sod-off
  • ********
  • Balls
  • Bint
  • Bitch
  • gonad*s
  • flimflam
  • Feck
  • Munter
  • tinkled/tinkled off
  • brick
  • Son of a bitch
  • Tits
  • Bastard
  • Beaver
  • Beef curtains
  • Bellend
  • Bloodclaat
  • Clunge
  • rooster
  • dingdong
  • dingdonghead
  • Fanny
  • Flaps
  • Gash
  • Knob
  • Minge
  • Prick
  • Punani
  • Pussy
  • Snatch
  • taco
  • clam
  • fudge
  • Motherfudger
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Is that how you celebrated our 3rd goal? Tourettes or just happy?
 
El Guepardo said:
Best Opening post in forever
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If I told you that in 2006, around the time that a certain french manager resigned, I interviewed Martin Jol for Glory Glory, and then went on to write a 26 verse song about the members of random, would you believe me? Oh and I cured Tuberculosis too....

Far from an opening post. Just a "been away a while" post. :)
 
Surfless said:
If I told you that in 2006, around the time that a certain french manager resigned, I interviewed Martin Jol for Glory Glory, and then went on to write a 26 verse song about the members of random, would you believe me? Oh and I cured Tuberculosis too....

Far from an opening post. Just a "been away a while" post. :)
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It’s an opening post for this thread...so I’ll retain my stance amongst this field of semantics. But it’s up there in the Hall of Fame...and anyway, if I thought this was your first post, I’d be asking for buggery and wondering why no one had given you a proper GG welcome
 
And this thread still hasn’t been adorned with buggery. What does a man have to do to get a good bush around here.
 
Mr_B said:
impressive likes to messages ratio surf!
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It won't last. My cynicism and general hatred of people will filter through in time. I think at one time I had 20,000 posts on the old board. Such a shame all that mindless crap had to be deleted. I remember the panic when Scara had to scrape the forums up off the floor though!
 
El Guepardo said:
And this thread still hasn’t been adorned with buggery. What does a man have to do to get a good bush around here.
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So if I post a
hedge on here you will
really be happy? Or just
Until the next
bumbling
buffoon returns from
exile and
regales
you with senseless drivel?
 
Surfless said:
So if I post a
hedge on here you will
really be happy? Or just
Until the next
bumbling
buffoon returns from
exile and
regales
you with senseless drivel?
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I don’t know, sometimes it’s hard to live in hypoteticals and besides which as someone whose been here spouting nonsense for the past 15 years, I quite enjoy when other people take their turn.
 
El Guepardo said:
I don’t know, sometimes it’s hard to live in hypoteticals and besides which as someone whose been here spouting nonsense for the past 15 years, I quite enjoy when other people take their turn.
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it spells out buggery down the left hand side of my last message.
 
Surfless said:
it spells out buggery down the left hand side of my last message.
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Haha..well played, subtle topiary like a bonsai version of a hedge, draped down like a vine. It’s Friday, I’m too tired, and already have withdrawal from Spurs matches. Tempted to watch Wednesday night’s match again if it’s available online anywhere?
 
you should be able to find decent length highlights on Hoofoot.com, which I have now mentioned twice in (checks left hand side of screen) 75 posts. Probably worth saying I am in no way affiliated with that website.
 
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