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England v Uruguay match ratings

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Jack L. Jones
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Average scores

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Gerrard probably deserved 8, but occasionally he played for England, not Uruguay, so I gave him 2.
MOTM: Cahill.
 
The average score clocks are a bit misleading, starting from 0. I had real trouble thinking of a MotM, went for Sturridge in the end for doing a bit of running :lol:
 
I know I've asked this question before, but I've still yet to get a proper answer:

How in the ****ing **** of all the ****s in the **** of ****ingdom is Johnson a professional footballer?

I have never seen him take less than 3 touches before passing the ball, he is always missing defensively, he stands off the man on the ball when he has cover, he goes charging in when he doesn't, positioning is terrible, movement off the ball is non-existent.

We need a score lower than 1 for him.
 
scaramanga said:
I know I've asked this question before, but I've still yet to get a proper answer:

How in the ****ing **** of all the ****s in the **** of ****ingdom is Johnson a professional footballer?

I have never seen him take less than 3 touches before passing the ball, he is always missing defensively, he stands off the man on the ball when he has cover, he goes charging in when he doesn't, positioning is terrible, movement off the ball is non-existent.

We need a score lower than 1 for him.
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Oh, and every time he needs to pass further than about 5 yards he has to stop the ball, take a step back and then pass it - like you did when you were 10 before you learned how to play football.
 
Gerrard is now developing a pedigree for crucial defence-splitting passes in the World Cup. First France, now this.

Can we use hypnosis in the next game to convince him he is Costa Rican? :)
 
Roland Beurre said:
Gerrard is now developing a pedigree for crucial defence-splitting passes in the World Cup. First France, now this.

Can we use hypnosis in the next game to convince him he is Costa Rican? :)
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Just need to use one of these:

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Seedy Ron said:
The average score clocks are a bit misleading, starting from 0. I had real trouble thinking of a MotM, went for Sturridge in the end for doing a bit of running :lol:
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good point, I can change it so that they start from 1. I would prefer graphs but I haven't managed to get them looking any good so far

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