Creationist v Evolution

[Bullet]

Sorry to crush your atheist dreams, but I found conclusive evidence that GHod exists.

The Leicester chairman is a Buddhist and got a load of Buddhist monks to bless the pitch and chant a lot... Leicester won the title... ergo GHod exists. Quad erat demonstrandum. Read it and weep losers. You're all going to hell. Start praying, quick.

 

[scaramanga]

Sorry to crush your atheist dreams, but I found conclusive evidence that GHod exists.

The Leicester chairman is a Buddhist and got a load of Buddhist monks to bless the pitch and chant a lot... Leicester won the title... ergo GHod exists. Quad erat demonstrandum. Read it and weep losers. You're all going to hell. Start praying, quick.

fudge.

Of all the gods that could have been the real one, it had to be the one all those gap year tossers chose.

 

[Raoul Duke]

fudge.

Of all the gods that could have been the real one, it had to be the one all those gap year tossers chose.

Right?
I am now to be found in Tibet.
To look for ... truth

 

[braineclipse]

fudge.

Of all the gods that could have been the real one, it had to be the one all those gap year tossers chose.

You'd rather have the vatican version of a deity?

 

[Bullet]

fudge.

Of all the gods that could have been the real one, it had to be the one all those gap year tossers chose.

Indeed it was. I believe Buddha was impressed by the Thai gangbang video and moved to tears by the Vardy casino video, so he just couldn't resist monkeying with their shots to goals ratio. He's a right one is old Bud, crazy sense of humour that guy. You should see him knock back a case of Buds in one, 22 bottles in his mouth and one in each ear. Brilliant.

 

[scaramanga]

You'd rather have the vatican version of a deity?

Yes. I'd rather spend eternity burning in Hell than Russell Brand be right about anything.

Anyway, the way I see it, the world's fudged if there's such a thing as a deity. So if we're all fudged, we may as well be fudged in a spectacular, fire and brimstone way rather than being niced to death by a bunch of malnourished, vegan trustafarians.

 

[Bullet]

I'd rather spend eternity burning in Hell than Russell Brand be right

I scan-read that as "I'd rather spend eternity burning in Hell than a night in Russell Brand"

 

[braineclipse]

Yes. I'd rather spend eternity burning in Hell than Russell Brand be right about anything.

Anyway, the way I see it, the world's fudgeed if there's such a thing as a deity. So if we're all fudgeed, we may as well be fudgeed in a spectacular, fire and brimstone way rather than being niced to death by a bunch of malnourished, vegan trustafarians.

I think you're just not thinking hard enough about all the other people that are annoying that you wouldn't want to be right about anything.