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Confessions

"and I was thinking - "did he play left back? damn, didn't notice"

And I was shouting at him "Get forward you clam!"
 
Danishfurniturelover said:
I sometimes wonder if when I was a cabbie in Chichester if I ever gave him a lift from the station to his house, the was this one guy dressed in a £100 suit from next who got me to stop off at the offie on the way home and got a few cans of diamond white, he told me he was a big player in the city, did not say which city. When we got to his home he paid me in coins and did not offer a tip. Got out the cab with his leather bag and I am sure I saw a copy of the Guardian sticking out the top of it. Think it was him to be honest.
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I'm in a bit of a bad place at the moment, and will chat in the 'mental health' thread about it soon. But this post just made me smile. Thank you Ben x
 
I was about to start the story about the 18 year old female Japanese language student and the bowl of porridge. But after reading back through the thread, I realized it wasn't that kind of confession....
 
Yermiyahu said:
I was about to start the story about the 18 year old female Japanese language student and the bowl of porridge. But after reading back through the thread, I realized it wasn't that kind of confession....
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Pics or it didn't happen
 
Yermiyahu said:
I was about to start the story about the 18 year old female Japanese language student and the bowl of porridge. But after reading back through the thread, I realized it wasn't that kind of confession....
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A man after my own heart, i have never been keen on custard ( unlike some on here) but porridge always brings out the bear in me.
 
i'm a big fan of "open-air" rumpty tumpty, I've done the deed on balconies, at the bottom of people's gardens, on stairways, in a vineyard, in Hyde Park (knightsbridge end)and by one of the railway fences at sandown racecourse while the clerk of the course was assessing the going. It was "soft" that day.
 
Mr_B said:
i'm a big fan of "open-air" rumpty tumpty, I've done the deed on balconies, at the bottom of people's gardens, on stairways, in a vineyard, in Hyde Park (knightsbridge end)and by one of the railway fences at sandown racecourse while the clerk of the course was assessing the going. It was "soft" that day.
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You're talking about masturbation? Right laugh aiming at people from the balcony :)
 
Mr_B said:
i'm a big fan of "open-air" rumpty tumpty, I've done the deed on balconies, at the bottom of people's gardens, on stairways, in a vineyard, in Hyde Park (knightsbridge end)and by one of the railway fences at sandown racecourse while the clerk of the course was assessing the going. It was "soft" that day.
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The Met line on a Saturday afternoon

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He caught me off guard, I was waiting for lift in our reception and he walked out of one, beamed and offered his hand. I took a lot of stick from my colleagues.
 
K.D.D.D.D.Soc said:
He caught me off guard, I was waiting for lift in our reception and he walked out of one, beamed and offered his hand. I took a lot of stick from my colleagues.
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Touched by Tony. You'll be able to recount this more often when he's made his triumphant return to save us.
 
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