Caption Competition

[milo]

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Jimmy Savile"

 

[Baleforce]

New football league trophy draw format raises eyebrows

 

[milo]

If you want to be UKIP leader you'll have to be a clown shoe like me

 

[AuroRaman]

'Massive clam in room with some other stuff going on'


Sitting on my porcelain throne using Fapatalk

 

[monkeybarry]

Wolfe in sheep's clothing

 

[Glenda's Legs]

Farage acts out UKIP's new campaign slogan
"Getting to Grips with Hard Issues"

 

[Baleforce]

"My mate Donald says you grab em right here"

 

[Lemonade Money]

UKIP clown shoe tries nation's patience.

 

[scaramanga]

Your hand is about 30mil from my gland...And if I was dressed on the other side it would be in contact. Your little finger just touched it..

 

[milo]

 

[Baleforce]

Who knows what tomorrow brings

 

[milo]

Don't let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

 

[Glenda's Legs]

Don't let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

that's exactly what I thought of when I saw the photo!

 

[Rock Strongo]

When you can't zebra for the pirouettes.

 

[milo]

 

[K.D.D.D.D.Soc]

Mammy,
My little Mammy
I'd walk a million miles
For one of your smiles
My Mammy

 

[StephenH]

Obama- I must stop eating cheese just before bedtime!

 

[Baleforce]

"no seriously, it's this big, IT. WAS. ALL. LIES"

 

[Trixster]

"Don't blame me, I thought the wall idea would put them off..."

 

[Dayo]

This was one dream Martin Luther King was hoping to wake up from.