Crawley
Board Legend
went out with friends last night. Had a lovely time.
Stood in a taxi rank waiting to come home, when I choked on a bit of kebab, and had to spit it out on the floor.
Some animal walking past told me to "watch it mate", upon which i tried to say I was fudging choking when the taco hit me. Twice. And down i went.
Weird fella. Big, ugly, smelly thing, only had one eye in the middle of his forehead, and was covered in hair.
And he was wearing womens tights.
Needs locking up. he's disturbed.
Stood in a taxi rank waiting to come home, when I choked on a bit of kebab, and had to spit it out on the floor.
Some animal walking past told me to "watch it mate", upon which i tried to say I was fudging choking when the taco hit me. Twice. And down i went.
Weird fella. Big, ugly, smelly thing, only had one eye in the middle of his forehead, and was covered in hair.
And he was wearing womens tights.
Needs locking up. he's disturbed.