I fully expect mine to swap "Daddy can I have a (insert branded toy here)?" for "Daddy, can I have £30k for a house deposit?"Afraid not, if any thing it gets worse
I fully expect mine to swap "Daddy can I have a (insert branded toy here)?" for "Daddy, can I have £30k for a house deposit?"Afraid not, if any thing it gets worse
That's when you tell them about the shoebox, the hole in the ground and the cold poison.I fully expect mine to swap "Daddy can I have a (insert branded toy here)?" for "Daddy, can I have £30k for a house deposit?"
I fully expect mine to swap "Daddy can I have a (insert branded toy here)?" for "Daddy, can I have £30k for a house deposit?"
It's like living with a pack of untrained dogs, Auro.
As the wife works shifts as a nurse I'm often left alone with them mornings, afternoons and every 3rd weekend. This afternoon I picked them up late, I was told, at kindergarten because of summer opening hours. Hasted home and got working on dinner with the littlest one doing his best to mess up the kitchen.
Ok, dinner served and kids hardly fed because they'd rather be clowning around. I put on some kids telly while doing the dishes and then sneak off to the bedroom for a 2 minute power nap. Silly me, now the 2 yo has escaped and is running around in the garden wearing socks. The 6 yo has noticed but doesn't give a brick.
I fetch him, put some shoes on him and take a glance at my motorbike wondering if my chain needs a good cleaning. And he's off again! Now I find him at my neighbor's, without shoes, scratching his foot. Probably tinkleed on by ants or something.
The 6 yo is playing football and still don't care, but he's hungry because he hardly ate any dinner and is now getting in a mood.
Now they're both fed and seemingly happy. The wee one is probably sleepy and with any luck he should be sleeping before 19:30. The big brother will try to every measure to keep his eyelids open until 22:00, carefully letting me now every few minutes he hasn't fallen to sleep yet.
So it's actually been a very good day! Very little crying or excessive spilling on the floor. No brickty diapers and even some laughter and fun!
Haha, this is a GOOD day?! I have a 2 year old roosterapoo, he's a handful on his own but at least he's trained!
You can do all that again when your youngest reaches 18.On a positive note, you cherish every single second of alone time when you have kids. The sweet taste of freedom you took for granted all those years, taste better than ever. And then you realize how you tinkleed away so many years doing nothing before you had kids. You blame yourself for not traveling more, all those hangovers spent on a sofa, tinkleing away the day watching TV.
I tell all my friends who're in relationships to enjoy their lives while they can! fudge renovating your house, go on an adventure! Take time off work, go watch a baseball match in Japan and eat delicious food and do one of those chicks with white painted faces. Go to major sporting events such as the Olympics and football tournaments, even without tickets for the events it's packed full of life and memories waiting to happen. Go golfing, cycling, take a summer job in Italy picking wine grapes, buy a motorcycle and be king of the world for a month. Do it!
You gonna go to Japan with your buddies and watch baseball and get it on with a geisha, while your other sits quietly at home knitting? Or will she be traveling to Jamaica to meet up with Derek the Diik?You can do all that again when your youngest reaches 18.
On a positive note, you cherish every single second of alone time when you have kids. The sweet taste of freedom you took for granted all those years, taste better than ever. And then you realize how you tinkleed away so many years doing nothing before you had kids. You blame yourself for not traveling more, all those hangovers spent on a sofa, tinkleing away the day watching TV.
I tell all my friends who're in relationships to enjoy their lives while they can! fudge renovating your house, go on an adventure! Take time off work, go watch a baseball match in Japan and eat delicious food and do one of those chicks with white painted faces. Go to major sporting events such as the Olympics and football tournaments, even without tickets for the events it's packed full of life and memories waiting to happen. Go golfing, cycling, take a summer job in Italy picking wine grapes, buy a motorcycle and be king of the world for a month. Do it!
Not sure. How much does Derek charge?You gonna go to Japan with your buddies and watch baseball and get it on with a geisha, while your other sits quietly at home knitting? Or will she be traveling to Jamaica to meet up with Derek the Diik?
I'm sorry, got the names mixed up. He's not called Derek. It's Dexter. Dexter St.Jock. And he's from the Bahamas.Not sure. How much does Derek charge?
Probably the best stand up ever. HALF!!!!I'm sorry, got the names mixed up. He's not called Derek. It's Dexter. Dexter St.Jock. And he's from the Bahamas.
Probably the best stand up ever. HALF!!!!
Cannot say I have seen or heard Pryor's stand ups, only Eddie impersonating him in Raw.That would be Richard Pryor.
Cannot say I have seen or heard Pryor's stand ups, only Eddie impersonating him in Raw.
While i was working in the States i went to see him live, i have never laughed so much in my life . You can get it on video it was " live in Long Beach".
You better fold because Pryor is a straight flush hand!i'll see your Pryor and raise you a Carlin
How do you pull a fat bird?The solution is to buy her a bigger washing machine and a chocolate cake. Birds love cake. Or a chocolate puppy.