*** The official 2025/26 Premier League thread ***

[Kandi1977]

Are those two Liverpool players really 1 meter away from the wall?

 

[glorygloryeze]

For those who watched yesterday's game, is it true that Gyokeres could easily be renamed Jokeres?

 

[Kandi1977]

For those who watched yesterday's game, is it true that Gyokeres could easily be renamed Jokeres?

He's performing exactly as I predicted. He's a flat track bully. A lot of his goals in Portugal, was him doing it on his own. I predicted he'd have a much harder time in the premier league, with much better defenders and teams being way more solid.

 

[Lemonade Money]

Are those two Liverpool players really 1 meter away from the wall?
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The 'D' is about 3.6m from front to back, so those two players are about 1.8m from the wall.

 

[SteveAWOL]

For those who watched yesterday's game, is it true that Gyokeres could easily be renamed Jokeres?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1962206676271951978

 

[markysimmo]

A lot better than us still sadly. But their acquisitions don’t seem to have improved them much, early days. Could see Eze stepping up. Not sure about the others.

I would think they would be considering they have spent over £1.1bn on players

 

[Bedfordspurs]

He's performing exactly as I predicted. He's a flat track bully. A lot of his goals in Portugal, was him doing it on his own. I predicted he'd have a much harder time in the premier league, with much better defenders and teams being way more solid.

His performance against top half teams in Portugal was appalling

 

[glorygloryeze]

His reverence top half teams in Portugal was appalling

His what??

 

[Bedfordspurs]

His what??

Performance against top half teams