how annoying are women?

[Park Lane James]

Sure you're not getting head because she can't bear to look at your face when you're humping her?

Maybe they're just closing their eyes because they're overcome with pleasure :mrgreen: either that or imagining Brad Pitt...

 

[yiddo2786]

What i hate about women is how when you do something wrong they hold it over you for ages and make such a point of it.

A week ago i told the wife i was not going to ireland for her mum birthday as i did not want to stay in her house again "she is a smelly fudging freak with carpet in her kitchen, im not staying in that house again, fudge off you clam"

:ross: :ross: :ross: :ross:

 

[Jordinho]

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

I seem to be the exception. Done a 31 year stretch this July & wouldn't swap her for anyone.

 

[spurspinter1]

31 years?!?! fudge me.

Got a good thing going on there, congratulations!

Genuine question, is it better to have more in common or less in common with the person?

 

[ArcspacE]

Less in common, personally

Else it becomes painfully boring doing the same things after a while

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

31 years?!?! fudge me.

Got a good thing going on there, congratulations!

Genuine question, is it better to have more in common or less in common with the person?

We had very little in common to be honest. We came from similar backgrounds but personality-wise we are opposites. She laughed at my stupid jokes (still does) & that seemed to do the trick.

 

[Seedy Ron]

im off to irleand next weekend

You conceded defeat in the end then Chich?

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

You conceded defeat in the end then Chich?

easiest thing to do in the end#-o

 

[Gordinho]

Hey ivor im off to irleand next weekend, you want me to bring you back anything you potato eating gypo terriost

That made me burst out laughing, see, that's why you're board hero. Don't change!

 

[Gordinho]

31 years?!?! fudge me.

Got a good thing going on there, congratulations!

Genuine question, is it better to have more in common or less in common with the person?

We moved in together in 1987 (only got married in '99 though) so it's our silver shacking up together anniversary later this year.

 

[spurspinter1]

We had very little in common to be honest. We came from similar backgrounds but personality-wise we are opposites. She laughed at my stupid jokes (still does) & that seemed to do the trick.

Less in common, personally

Else it becomes painfully boring doing the same things after a while

Cool stuff. I think more in common helps at the start to kind of break the ice but as time progresses it's much better to have less in common, as you said Arcy, it can get dull.

I'm kind of starting something with someone who I have very little in common with off the back of having something with someone who I had brickloads in common with, so I'm thinking about that stuff a lot.

 

[Gordinho]

Whoops, itchy trigger finger. Deleted.

 

[spurspinter1]

Women are annoying as fudge.

 

[GLENROYID]

Yeah, women are clams, marlon king had the right idea.

 

[DHSF]

I went on a date last thursday - we met at 19:59 at 20:17 I told her look this aint gonna work out and literally just left. It wasnt a blind date as such more I met her through a friend. Thats me. I didnt persevere cos I knew a) there would be no sex and b) it wasnt gonna be a fun date, SO what was the fudgein point. I have enough female friends.

I need instant chemistry with a girl and if it aint there and I gotta make an effort then I dont wanna know simply because I find it difficult to build chemistry as i come across as seriously bored. Unfortunately the instant chemistry thing only ever happened with one girl - which she realised is there but chose another guy cos "there is potential". bitch.

 

[El Guepardo]

And on a women's forum somewhere, us guys are being attacked because we always look for sex on a first date and cut short dates without giving them a chance..probably.

 

[DHSF]

And on a women's forum somewhere, us guys are being attacked because we always look for sex on a first date and cut short dates without giving them a chance..probably.

haha - I know how i came across.

I knew there wasnt gonna be sex so I still went out with the girl. I wouldnt care if there was no sex for mnths with a girl as long as there is chemistry and a connection and we have fun. BUT if im on a date and we are not lookin for anythin serious then yeah sex will be on the agenda (but i wouldnt meet her on a thursday if i wanted sex as I have work the followin day)

 

[El Guepardo]

Why does it matter about work the next day? If it's good sex then tge buzzing off the sex & the night itself, which led to the sex, can get you through the day.

You're right about the chemistry being more important than the sex. But not sure few months could ever do unless the woman was amazing & like none that I'd met before.

And as for the things in common that was mentioned early. You HAVE to have some stuff in common or chats get stale. You can only feign interest so long in stuff they like but you don't care for. Without anything in common, you run out of things to say.

 

[DHSF]

Why does it matter about work the next day? If it's good sex then tge buzzing off the sex & the night itself, which led to the sex, can get you through the day.

You're right about the chemistry being more important than the sex. But not sure few months could ever do unless the woman was amazing & like none that I'd met before.

And as for the things in common that was mentioned early. You HAVE to have some stuff in common or chats get stale. You can only feign interest so long in stuff they like but you don't care for. Without anything in common, you run out of things to say.

Trust me chemistry could be there for years. It is and was with this girl i mentioned about.

I dont think you need too much in common - why date a female version of you? You say that chats could get stale. It doesnt really, in actual fact chats will get stale if you have too much in common as all you will be doin is agreein with each other - there will be no banter etc.

I think the banter is waaaay more important, how do you banter? how do you have fun with her? when youre on a date or with her do you just throw interview type questions at her or do you just go with the flow from chatting about the two people next to you "whether theyre on a date or not" to "whether the waitress is really a lady boy" when in a Thai restaurant. That is the fun part, you get to know each other instantly without actually sitting there asking "what do you wanna do in five years time"

Anyways, I left this girl and my friend is now kinda tinkled off with me. Some women think by asking them out you have a contractual arrangement to get hooked up and marry them with five kids living in a country house.