Which team does Ralph Coates fit into?
Ronaldihno obviously.
...or the mustache eleven!Where's the mullet eleven?
Plotting the positions out horizontally will never not look weird.
The 'long' haired team has a bit of an advantage given they're selecting anyone with hair longer than a buzz cut![]()
How fecking long is your hair?
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