Aguero suffers broken ribs in car crash.

[Mulletperm]

Out for up to two months apparently.

 

[Glenda's Legs]

Taxi for Aguero?

 

[Kandi1977]

What a shame

 

[DeleHarry]

so he will be back for our game with them in December

 

[Kandi1977]

so he will be back for our game with them in December

Dier will take him out again within 5 minutes

 

[greatwhitenorf]

So, all they've got left up front is Jesus, Sane and Sterling. Bare bones.

 

[Bullet]

Dier will take him out again within 5 minutes

Hopefully Dier is taking note of which particular ribs need to be looked after

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Kane for top goalscorer odds just dropped.

 

[mint me]

Kane for top goalscorer odds just dropped.

It's like Omen 2 lol ! Lukaku next , in bizarre gardening accident!

 

[jts1882]

They'll have to change the song after the lawnmower accident.

 

[Whiffler]

Next time he runs into Sanchez, the cry will be "Taxi for Mr Aguero"

 

[SteveAWOL]

It's like Omen 2 lol ! Lukaku next , in bizarre gardening accident!

https://twitter.com/x/status/914951050297307137

 

[Lemonade Money]

https://twitter.com/x/status/914951050297307137

Made up to avoid internationals?

Lukaku got a knock in training on Friday, but played through pain vs Palace.

 

[Jordinho]

https://twitter.com/x/status/915138061129920513

 

[mint me]

That's Morata taken care of. Hamstring sliced in 2 by falling elevator cable from above. Welbeck's eyes pecked out by crows.
Has anyone checked Harry's scalp recently for a birthmark lol ?

 

[elizabethjohns]

I hope that with Kane will be everything ok. Because there are a lot of top-forwards in EPL have some health problems here

 

[Bullet]

Er, um... wut wut? Come again Elizabeth?

 

[Rorschach]

Er, um... wut wut? Come again Elizabeth?

She might but you'll have to work at it.