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  1. Roland Beurre

    Lack of trust + insatiable need for speed = disaster

    ... spend my life on a football forum where the ratio of normals to nutcases is slightly higher than in the real world :) I made the mistake of clicking on a Flat Earthers thread on Farcebook, hoping for a cheap laugh. Now, Farcebook keeps feeding me more of this stuff and I've stopped laughing...
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    Antonin Kinsky

    Ruminator. Your go :)
  3. Roland Beurre

    Pre Season Thread

    Did your shot miss? :)
  4. Roland Beurre

    Cristian Romero

    €40 is about £35.22p, which seems a bit low, even for a player who can expect to get booed at most English grounds next season if he stays. (The above is not an entirely serious comment, even though I have never made a typing misteak inn moi liffe).
  5. Roland Beurre

    Mathys Tel

    That may be true, but that does not automatically make him one of the top prospects in Europe. It's all semantics, because we all have different definitions of what constitutes a "top prospect" (e.g. I define "world class" as "would make it into a World XI" or, if I am feeling generous, a World...
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    Luca Williams-Barnett

  7. Roland Beurre

    Pre Season Thread

    Have a look at https://medium.com/@magedlebda/analysis-de-zerbi-3rd-man-run-concept-in-the-build-up-6a777d7260a9 . Mercifully, the concept is easy enough, even for an old-timer like me to understand, but when it comes to simple instructions, you can't beat "give & go"/"push & run" or "pass to a...
  8. Roland Beurre

    WTF-moments in football

    I am happy to say I have no idea what that means :)
  9. Roland Beurre

    FIFA: Destroying Football Since 1904

    It was probably just a momentary brain fart, but for the record, Morgan Stanley are a completely different set of total bankers :)
  10. Roland Beurre

    Mathys Tel

    I wonder if the perception some people have that Tel is regarded as one of Europe's top prospects comes from regurgitated press comments at the time when he joined Spurs? He was 17 when Bayern signed him for about £25m four years ago, and given the fee, it is reasonable to assume he was rated...
  11. Roland Beurre

    Mathys Tel

    It's a very short list :)
  12. Roland Beurre

    Mathys Tel

    I've backed a few horses that looked better in a stable environment than a racetrack one.
  13. Roland Beurre

    Luca Williams-Barnett

    Crikey, Edwards will be 28 at the end of this year. He's not had a terrible career, but I was thinking there was still time for him to blossom, but clearly it is now unlikely to happen. He's at Burnley, possibly using Odobert's old kit-peg. As observed elsewhere, Edwards's career serves as a...
  14. Roland Beurre

    Glenn Hoddle (genius)

    Yes, understood. Trevor Steven would never have been picked in place of Hoddle, because he was a wide forward, but he was reliable and workmanlike. Presumably, Webb was also regarded as more reliable and harder working than Hoddle, although I can't for the life of me think of one thing Webb did...
  15. Roland Beurre

    Tottenham Hotspur Women

    https://www.aliceismissing.com
  16. Roland Beurre

    Pre Season Thread

    Adjusted so old-timers can pretend to understand all of this formation shyte.
  17. Roland Beurre

    Pre Season Thread

    How old was Lennon when he came here?
  18. Roland Beurre

    Pre Season Thread

    I can do the "walking around for 80 minutes out of 90" bit, it's the other 10 minutes I can't match.
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    Will Lankshear

    Ah, so that's why he's called Bedfordspurs.
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    Yusuf Akhamrich

    Ah, log books, slide rules, pounds, shillings & pence, jumpers for goalposts. Isn't it, hmmm? Every morning at my junior school, the class had to recite their times tables. I am not a big fan of rote learning, but knowing mental arithmetic has made me popular when it comes to splitting the...
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