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  1. monkeybarry

    ***Official Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Saudi Sportswashing Machine 8:15pm Tuesday 2nd Dec. ***

    Possession stats, innit
  2. monkeybarry

    ***Official Match Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Saudi Sportswashing Machine 8:15pm Tuesday 2nd Dec. ***

    Just turned the game on - farrrkkk, think I need sunglasses!
  3. monkeybarry

    Guglielmo Vicario

    Johnson esqe!
  4. monkeybarry

    Guglielmo Vicario

    Right now we need someone that looks like scoring. What he brings will ask questions of the opposition - at the minute we're playing like it's the other teams ball and we've been invited to make up the numbers. He doesn't need space to run into for his goals - he's just as likely to scuff one...
  5. monkeybarry

    Thomas Frank - Head Coach

    Cheers! Heinze and Coleman are my own work. Lasagna was a Google job.
  6. monkeybarry

    Thomas Frank - Head Coach

    Gabriel Heinze Chris Coleman And....Kevin Lasagna as player manager (real player!) That list is about as reliable as Twitter sauces
  7. monkeybarry

    Guglielmo Vicario

    ..... playing..... He scores goals. Goals affect games. He is good at two or three things - expecting more is unrealistic. But those things are pace, getting in good positions and putting the ball in the net, by hook or by crook. It's no coincidence that he's benched and we've been profligate.
  8. monkeybarry

    Guglielmo Vicario

    Depends on who you talking to! I think we have Schrödingers budget
  9. monkeybarry

    Politics, politics, politics (so long and thanks for all the fish)

    The milk would go off and the honey run everywhere
  10. monkeybarry

    Politics, politics, politics (so long and thanks for all the fish)

    We know it doesn't stand up to the most basic of scrutiny - by her own logic Bojo isn't British (cry me a river isn't the strongest argument!) As far as the tiger analogy goes.......hahahaha. Check it's passport.....I think it's in its mouth
  11. monkeybarry

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC V fulham...Sat 29th (today FFS!) 8pm - BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERNADEZ'S OLDEST KID***

    That's a video game goal
  12. monkeybarry

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC V fulham...Sat 29th (today FFS!) 8pm - BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERNADEZ'S OLDEST KID***

    You know how we can't score goals.... You know how the guy that scored loads for us last season is on the bench......
  13. monkeybarry

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC V fulham...Sat 29th (today FFS!) 8pm - BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERNADEZ'S OLDEST KID***

    Nah, Cloughy wouldn't have let them on the pitch!
  14. monkeybarry

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC V fulham...Sat 29th (today FFS!) 8pm - BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERNADEZ'S OLDEST KID***

    Not a fan of opinions? I'd argue that is a form of support - teams work on honesty, and that honestly wasn't anywhere near acceptable
  15. monkeybarry

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC V fulham...Sat 29th (today FFS!) 8pm - BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERNADEZ'S OLDEST KID***

    Even the boos sound lacklustre
  16. monkeybarry

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC V fulham...Sat 29th (today FFS!) 8pm - BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERNADEZ'S OLDEST KID***

    Nothing random about the GK being on the side line and scuffing a pass to the opposition.
  17. monkeybarry

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC V fulham...Sat 29th (today FFS!) 8pm - BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERNADEZ'S OLDEST KID***

    The team called, anyone know what time kick off is?
  18. monkeybarry

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC V fulham...Sat 29th (today FFS!) 8pm - BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERNADEZ'S OLDEST KID***

    Speaking of number two's....
  19. monkeybarry

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC V fulham...Sat 29th (today FFS!) 8pm - BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERNADEZ'S OLDEST KID***

    I missed the goal. Fittingly, I was in the toilet....
  20. monkeybarry

    ***OMT TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR FC V fulham...Sat 29th (today FFS!) 8pm - BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY FERNADEZ'S OLDEST KID***

    Levy out
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