The poo & guff thread...

[markysimmo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1511633564256948230

 

[markysimmo]

I think my Mrs and eldest stand up to take a dump
The skids they leave in the pan are just baffling in terms of how many and how spread out they are

 

[markysimmo]

The little things crack me up

Mrs was sitting on the patio
I dropped an enormous fart and some of our neighbours all looked up hahaha they thought it was her

 

[markysimmo]

https://metro.co.uk/2015/09/04/man-...DEKk_mAvenP7yyJEIKYt5XxVXn6xzjmyHMvWOLpcxPC9k

 

[markysimmo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1566816871407575041

 

[markysimmo]

As a mark of respect I will not be farting whilst the National period of mourning is taking place

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

I can literally smell the onions I had for dinner last night in my farms this morning.

Would think I had a cold or something the way I am farming this morning.

 

[ricky2tricky4city]

I can literally smell the onions I had for dinner last night in my farms this morning.

Would think I had a cold or something the way I am farming this morning.

I know life is tough for farmers, but your own faeces for muck spreading....whatever next.

 

[thfcsteff]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1566816871407575041

My word!

 

[markysimmo]

I hardly fart anymore
I think I'm seriously ill hahaha

 

[markysimmo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1599832236978847745

 

[markysimmo]

 

[markysimmo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1604073449705594880

 

[markysimmo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1606007926719713289

 

[Kandi1977]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck2b7rzqjJY/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

 

[Denmark Spur]

 

[markysimmo]

My eldest smells like she has been eating dead rats, absolutely horrendous

 

[markysimmo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1607324542988439553

 

[markysimmo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1607427281688973313

 

[markysimmo]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1618887796365615110