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The poo & guff thread...

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by GlennGoddle, 10 Feb 2012.

  1. thfcsteff

    thfcsteff Gary Stevens Staff Member

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    Cannot beat a bit of organic scrambled eggs, beans and sprouted brown bread toast. I was almost able to fart "Eye Of The Tiger" (another covid19 aspiration...or asspiration).
     
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  2. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    The smell from my anus tonight is awful
    I’ve been told I have to sleep on the couch as it’s so ardent
     
  3. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Had a chinese earlier, my lord the farts are insane already !!
    Mrs told me if I do one of them in bed I will have to go sleep on the couch
     
  6. Danishfurniturelover

    Danishfurniturelover the prettiest spice girl

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    Dutch oven her



    She needs to know who is boss.
     
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  7. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    The 2nd poo the next morning after having Chinese is like I reckon the bubonic plague smelt like
     
  8. Kandi1977

    Kandi1977 Andy Thompson

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  9. monkeybarry

    monkeybarry Nick Barmby

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    New medication I've started has really gone hard on some of the side affects - looks like Jackson Pollock's "Caramac milkshake on porcelain"

    Luckily I share a bathroom with a housemate who I don't like.
     
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  10. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    It's my fav time of the year for blow offs !!!
     
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  11. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    It smells like liquid manure in our house
    Love xmas eating and drinking and farting
     
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  12. SteveAWOL

    SteveAWOL Cecil Poynton

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    I really hope you don’t live in an apartment block :eek:

     
  13. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    I was banished to the other room as they were so bad
     
  14. johnola

    johnola Jose Dominguez

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    Had an incredible game of post Christmas lunch ping-pong with my dad. Jesus H Christ.
     
  15. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    The smell has reached an insane level now
     
  16. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Time for the big guns

    E194F0C5-F54F-4D62-8508-87F386D4F937.jpeg
     
  17. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Whole family had a chinese for dinner
    The house smells ardent this evening, every room reeks
     
  18. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Edgar Davids

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    Just imagine how bad it'll get if your missus and kids start guffing too.
     
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  19. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    It was them more than me
     
  20. SpurMeUp

    SpurMeUp Tom Huddlestone

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    You must have been proud!


    Sitting on my porcelain throne using glory-glory.co.uk mobile app
     
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