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The poo & guff thread...

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by GlennGoddle, 10 Feb 2012.

  1. SteveAWOL

    SteveAWOL Cecil Poynton

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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Nothing more satisfying than when one of your household is getting on your nerves so I go and drop a massive stinky turd when they are in the bath, sorry not sorry !!
     
  3. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    With all the faux BLM apologies going on for acts committed 300, 400 years ago
    I'm going to apologise to all the people in pubs, clubs, bars, at footie, concerts that I have farted on over the course of my life
    I'll take a knee for them at 8pm tonight
     
  4. SteveAWOL

    SteveAWOL Cecil Poynton

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    I hope you close the toilet lid before flushing those legendary turds, or you might become a superspreader :eek:

     
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    glasgowspur Frederic Kanoute

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    If covid can survive one of @markysimmo turds we're in bigger trouble than anyone can imagine.
     
  6. SteveAWOL

    SteveAWOL Cecil Poynton

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  7. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Wouldn’t do this with my pants

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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    SteveAWOL Cecil Poynton

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    How about this?!

     
  10. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Had some Ribs in Firecracker Sauce for dinner

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  11. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Bumholes are so resiliant !

    I had a really sore sweaty one last night after golf, a nice bath, a spread of sudo-cream and it's as good as new today !!
     
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    Seedy Ron Edgar Davids

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    I always assumed the 19th hole was the clubhouse bar. I stand corrected.
     
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    Kandi1977 Andy Thompson

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    Said the man in orthopedic shoes.
     
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    SteveAWOL Cecil Poynton

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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    1st poo this morning after my chinese last night was fantasic
    2nd one in quick succession was hotter than the sun
    Thanks GHod for Andrex moist toilet wipes
     
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    Grays_1890 Frederic Kanoute

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    I'm well into my spic chicken wings these days, my backside hates me for it
     
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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Sausage and broccoli farts tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kapow
     
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    SpurMeUp Tom Huddlestone

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    thfcsteff Gary Stevens Staff Member

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    There ARE still things left in life to aspire to!
     

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