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Steven Caulker: cheese thief

Discussion in 'General Football' started by Mr Bob Dobalina, 24 Sep 2014.

  1. Mr Bob Dobalina

    Mr Bob Dobalina Rohan Ricketts

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    Roy1983 Edward Sheringham

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    It's only a mild offence.
     
  3. shaney

    shaney Alan Hutton

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    This stinks. He's too mature for this ! I camembert this kind of thing !
     
  4. wiziwig

    wiziwig Steed Malbranque

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    Bet he's cheesed off ...




    I know :-#
     
  5. tommysvr

    tommysvr Gudni Bergsson

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    Caulk and Cheese
     
  6. Robbo

    Robbo Johnny Morrison

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    Stop milking it!
     
  7. shaney

    shaney Alan Hutton

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    This is not gouda news.
     
  8. Roy1983

    Roy1983 Edward Sheringham

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    :ross:
     
  9. indianspur

    indianspur Guest

    footballer arrested for theft....would you edam and eve it
     
  10. Mr Bob Dobalina

    Mr Bob Dobalina Rohan Ricketts

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    Shurely?
     
  11. Whiffler

    Whiffler Dean Austin

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    Oh grate !

    Enough to make one feel blue ... or something else in that vein.
     
  12. AuroRaman

    AuroRaman Jermaine Jenas

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    Im getting pretty cheesed off and board with these puns
     
  13. Dayo

    Dayo Chris Armstrong

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    He wouldn't have done it on porpoise. I'm no good at this, has nobody got a dolphin story they can post?
     
  14. spurspinter1

    spurspinter1 Dean Austin

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    Sometimes I don't feel that the :ross: does it justice, this made me laugh.
     
  15. VermontSpur

    VermontSpur Steven Pienaar

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    There's no whey this story can brie true. Makes me cheddar at Caulker's stupidity; the manchego away from football for a while and think.

    8-[ :tumbleweed:
     
  16. Whiffler

    Whiffler Dean Austin

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    There's probably Leicester this than meets the eye, and I hope it is handled .... well, Caerphilly. You don't want the old biddy next door taking any joy from his plight, silly old Laughing Cow.
     
  17. ShelfLife

    ShelfLife Ilie Dumitrescu

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    I can't believe he didn't steal butter.
     
  18. Whiffler

    Whiffler Dean Austin

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    and then raid the Crackerbarrel.
     
  19. nayenezgani

    nayenezgani Jimmy Neighbour

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    I hear he used mascarpone to hide the horse he was riding whilst fleeing, it is rumoured he was heading for his getaway vehicle parked at the stilton hotel.
     
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    Sandman Ruel Fox

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    On a serious note though. How quick must the police have got there for him to get arrested when walking back in having just left? amazing.
     

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