Patricia rhomberg just did a facetime with me

[Danishfurniturelover]

She is still a sex bomb not quite as hot as when she was younger.

Can't wait to see her pour custard over her hairy minge.

 

[Kandi1977]

Why?
Did she facetime with you I mean.

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Pervy Phil at work told me she was on loyal fans so I booked her for 10 minutes to say hello.

Was a bit weird just chatting and though she can speak English did not seem to know what custard is.

 

[DTA]

She is still a sex bomb not quite as hot as when she was younger.

Can't wait to see her pour custard over her hairy minge.

just googled her, she is like 70 years old ain’t she? I suppose you won’t notice that too much when she is covered in custard

 

[spurspinter1]

Hold up, did you slink back on here without giving us a well deserved update on the baby photography escapade?

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Hold up, did you slink back on here without giving us a well deserved update on the baby photography escapade?

I got hold of one in the end. Just the one photo outside the British museum. Was a bit of a rush job getting my mate to print off the posters. Damn fringe delayed my debut till after it had finished was a bit of a debacle from start to finish.

Did not bother with the photo on the serpentine because our mate clare did not want me standing up on a boat lifting Oscar in the air. With my balance issue I can sort of understand, plus I did not have the fisherman's coat that I wanted.

The whole thing was frankly more effort then it was worth. Also the 7 people at the show did not like my diatribe on the Elgin marbles, fishing quotas or the next generation. The laughs were not where they were meant to be.

 

[glasgowspur]

Pervy Phil at work told me she was on loyal fans so I booked her for 10 minutes to say hello.

Was a bit weird just chatting and though she can speak English did not seem to know what custard is.

She probably knows it as creme anglaise.

 

[thfcsteff]

I got hold of one in the end. Just the one photo outside the British museum. Was a bit of a rush job getting my mate to print off the posters. Damn fringe delayed my debut till after it had finished was a bit of a debacle from start to finish.

Did not bother with the photo on the serpentine because our mate clare did not want me standing up on a boat lifting Oscar in the air. With my balance issue I can sort of understand, plus I did not have the fisherman's coat that I wanted.

The whole thing was frankly more effort then it was worth. Also the 7 people at the show did not like my diatribe on the Elgin marbles, fishing quotas or the next generation. The laughs were not where they were meant to be.

This might actually mean you sit on the cusp of comedy genius.