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Define a player in one word...

Bale - Cabfinder

Modric - Flitter

Crouch - Stepladder

Berbatov - Maestro

MacKay - Nails

Dawson - Clydesdale

Kanoute - Spiderlegs
 
Campbell -C**t
Mendez - robbed
Hoddle - genius
Berbatov - effortless
Defoe - offside
Bale - rocket
Ledley - King


Other teams

Terry - racist (allegedly)
Rooney - shrek
A Cole - t**t
Suarez - cheat
Balotelli - nuts
Anyone associated with Arsenal - c**t
 
Suarez - scum
Balotelli - idiot
Henry - arrogance
Pires - cheat

Friedel - veteran
LLoris - regrets

Walker - ****y
Gallas - shakey
Caulker - exciting
Ekotto - cool
Vertonghen - class

Lennon - rocket
Sandro - fearless
Huddlestone - shoot
Parker - Biggles
Dembele - essential
Sigurdsson - future
Bale - exciting
Dempsey - Pienaar

Defoe - frustrating
Adebayor - confusing
 
FREIDEL - OLD
LLORIS - YOUNGER
WALKER - RUNS
EKOTTO - BENNY
KABOUL - BOOM
GALLAS - BLAMER
THUDD - 'FRO
PARKER - R.A.F
SANDRO - MACHINE
LENNON - TRAMLINES (technically 2 words?)
SIGGY - SUB
DEMPSEY - **** (in the nicest sense!)
LIVERMORE - FAMILY
TOWNSEND - CHAMPIONSHIP
OBIKA - LOANEE
BALE - HEART
ADEBAYOR - CELEBRATION
DEFOE - PREDATORY

....and from our past;
RASIAK - HOW?
GASCOINGE - SEMI
LINEKER - NICE
MIMMS - BOOBY
THORSDVEDT - VIKING
SAMWAYS - SIDEWAYS
JOHN POLSTON - WHICH
ANDY POLSTON - ONE?
JOL - CIGARETTE
ARDILES - TREMBLY
VILLA - 1981
PARKES - PENALTY
 
Ginola - Erotic
Hoddle - Class
Ziege - Assured
Mabbut - Syringe
Carr - Unfulfilled
Anderton - Gallop
Dominguez - Tiny

Defoe - Premature
Bale - Unstoppable
Lennon - Fleet
Sandro - Beast
 
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