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    Fund raising for Jeremy @Yermiyahu

    Hi, to those who remember me. Just heard the news from Trudy. Totally gutted. Such a nice guy, with such a fabulous family. What a loss. It makes all the bickering and anger between posters so irrelevant. Stay safe everyone Mick
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    Any other Military bros here?

    I'm confused, you asked about people in the military and then said you were joining the Air Force. Make your mind up, its one or the other.
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "I want to die when Arsenal win the premier league." "You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    The human body has 7 trillion nerves....... my wife manages to get on every fudging one of them. ———————————————————————————— I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant... It makes the wife look like she’s actually moving during sex… ———————————————————————————— My wife said...
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    ****OMT- TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR VS Chelski**********

    I posted this elsewhere, I hope the management don't mind me re-posting here. I typed it out when slightly under the influence (in vino veritas) so I hope it strikes a chord with you guys as well. Chelsea started spending money they hadn't earned in the Bates and Harding era. Run by ****s...
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    Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish.

    I have just been released from my latest ban, where I was banned for pointing out to another poster what a knob I was when I was his age. So I was banned for self abuse - which, as far as I can tell would get an awful lot of posters on here banned as well. Crawley pointed out to me, several...
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    Feeling very 'flat' for the new season

    As I have said several times, this is an opinion I stated before he arrived at CFC, and I hope now he is our manager that I am proved to be horribly wrong. This is the equivalent of me saying I hope gutterboy is finally right about something, which hurts to even think about. Why couch it like...
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    Berbatov

    Re: The danchev that is berbatoss o/t Its you the guys a class act as a footballer, if we lose VDV he would have been a good replacement and yes I know they don't play like for like, but he knows where the goal is and he knows how to work with other forwards take him back and never even bat...
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    Abuse.

    Up to my eyeballs in points for criticising and cyberbullying a poster who has me on ignore (and being unrepentant) - The equivalent of abusing a deaf mute with semaphore flags I guess Oh and for telling someone who had been trying to wind me up all day, who topped it off by telling me to fudge...
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    Summer transfer thread, AvB window wrap up pg 1527

    Re: The summer transfer thread, Dembele pg 1277 #Levytime Isn't Caulker supposed to be the new Jake? (ie up and coming Spurs junior) How good is he?
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    Feeling very 'flat' for the new season

    so your assumptions are all accurate and perspicacious are they? no arrogance in that at all.......... To the best of my recollection - the only assumption I have made about you is your age, if I'm wrong feel free to put me right. You are the one making all of the assumptions and...
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    Feeling very 'flat' for the new season

    Oh yeah, thats the other thing that I look back with embarassment about. Being such an arrogant bell end that I thought that I had nothing to learn. I might have to readjust my opinion of your capacity to learn
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    Feeling very 'flat' for the new season

    If you keep that macaronic attitude up, you won't make it. Someone somewhere will give you the slapping down that you deserve. Don't worry though, I was the same at your age - its called growing up. And by the way - I am not a miserable or negative person in any way shape or form, so don't try...
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    Feeling very 'flat' for the new season

    I'm 54 and youre - what, 21/22? And done nothing but been at school all your life? and you want to lecture me on what real life is like? Thanks for your profound insights. Don't try to belittle my support for this team. I want them to be league champions, but I'm not some eager eyed...
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    Feeling very 'flat' for the new season

    Why, where's the evidence? This is a belief that people hold because he was too brick to be a professional footballer - so therefore he has to be a great intellectual tactician. I think you will find that what counts is the ability to spot great players and put a team together, normally...
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