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Your 2013 Checklist

Dayo

Chris Armstrong
Here's a chance to list all the things you want to do or achieve over the next 12 months. Then in a year from now you can give yourself a pat on the back or a kick up the arse depending on how well you did.

Here are mine so far, i'll add more to my list when I can think of anything...

Get a passport.
Lose 4 stone in weight.
Sing at a karaoke in public.
Play at least 10 rounds of golf.

They can be as serious or as silly as you like.
 
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Go to the USA to do football coaching and get some contacts (in progress)
Get a full-time job doing something that I enjoy
Gain a stone of muscle over the course of the year (one pound per month is realistic)
Start learning German
Get a 2:1 in my degree
Have sex with a least 12 more women
 
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How do you go about doing coaching over there? Do you have to get certain badges first or just mention you're from the same country as Beckham?
 
Go to the USA to do football coaching and get some contacts (in progress)
Get a full-time job doing something that I enjoy
Gain a stone of muscle over the course of the year (one pound per month is realistic)
Have sex with a least 12 more women

Aim higher, you don't want to sit on 13. It's unlucky

*boom tish*
 
How do you go about doing coaching over there? Do you have to get certain badges first or just mention you're from the same country as Beckham?

My mate is currently doing this in New York.

I'll ask him to write up some notes on his experience if you like
 
My only resolution-y type thing will be to read the lord of the rings. Never really got round to it and it seems silly for someone who professes to love LOTR as much as I do to have not read it.


That is a pretty serious statement of intent there James, how on earth are you going to gather the funds for 12 or more prostitutes? ;)
 
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My mate is currently doing this in New York.

I'll ask him to write up some notes on his experience if you like

That would be great. Always wanted to do something like that but I feel like i'm a million miles away from ever giving it a go.
 
2013

Save at least £20K
Lose 1 stone in body fat
Eat more fish and veg
Drink and smoke less
Do less drugs
Go on holiday at least once
Get a blowjob from a stripper
 
2013 - My 40th year on this earth

- Month in Oz with the Barmy Army
- 40th party with Chas & His Band playing
- Dad's 60th birthday
- Ma & Pa been married 40 years

Got soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much good stuff lined up I cannot wait for 2013
 
cut down on smoking
cut down on bugle
learn Spanish
exercise
pay off loans & credit card
save 1k per month

:eek:

thinking of doing South America in 2014 so want to get myself a good pile of wedge together for that but will mean sacrificing a lot in 2013.
 
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- Take a vacation with the gf to a different continent (live in US)
- Volunteer for local Food Bank at least twice
- Take some sort of career-enhancing education
- Not fudge up too much
- Keep playing competitive footie through my 40th birthday (next season)
- Drive my MGB as much as possible
 
How do you go about doing coaching over there? Do you have to get certain badges first or just mention you're from the same country as Beckham?
You have to flirt with the Yank woman who owns it, and see if you can bowl her over with your British accent. Nah, you need an FA level one badge minimum requirement, then I went through the company UK International Soccer Camps to get out there and coach. You don't need much experience, but the experience itself will be great - as will the connections made and for the CV.
 
Set up your own Gashforgold website, get people to send you their jewelery then flog it. £££
 
Get my golf Hcp down from 7 to 6. Win a major tournament at the golf club.
Lose 3 stone - easy really, just need to stop eating brick. Eat more fruit.
Get a permanent contract at work.
Have 1 really good holiday with the Mrs.
 
You have to flirt with the Yank woman who owns it, and see if you can bowl her over with your British accent. Nah, you need an FA level one badge minimum requirement, then I went through the company UK International Soccer Camps to get out there and coach. You don't need much experience, but the experience itself will be great - as will the connections made and for the CV.

Where in the US are you planning on coaching?
 
Where in the US are you planning on coaching?
The west coast mate. I start off in Cali and will be working my way down and going to some adjacent States. I'm not particularly sure where yet as the plan hasn't been given and it's quite flexible. Really looking forward to it! Gonna start off in San Fran and spend a few days there or by L.A. before my contract starts
 
The west coast mate. I start off in Cali and will be working my way down and going to some adjacent States. I'm not particularly sure where yet as the plan hasn't been given and it's quite flexible. Really looking forward to it! Gonna start off in San Fran and spend a few days there or by L.A. before my contract starts

I have done the west coast - 2005. Was awesome - we hired an A Team van (white though) and went from SF to Vegas then LA (brick seriously brick) then San Diego (awesome fudgein awesome). You will have a tonne of fun. So Go SF - brilliant place - one of my top five cities in the world.

Anyways happy new year.
 
So, you get your badges and then this company UK International Soccer Camps just set up a few dates/weeks for you to go out there and coach? Seems quite easy tbh (after getting all the qualifications and badges etc.).. Sounds fun!
 
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