Daisuk
Andy Thompson
I'm sitting here by myself, finally! Been looking forward to this day for weeks. The missus and my son have gone to my in-laws's cabin for the weekend, and I'm all by myself. Freeeedom! fudging yes. Finally! I had planned to do some actual work in the house to just get it out of the way, make music on the speakers for a change, do some 3D modelling I've been planning for days now, maybe watch a movie - just enjoy myself. What have I done during the first few hours?
Well, I've definitely not done the few things I were supposed to do in the house - if anything, it looks worse now than when they left 5 hours ago. Been watching porn for probably an hour. Went to the store, bought lots of sweets and beer. Bought a pizza I just heated in the oven. The kitchen looks like trash. I should've cleaned the cat's toilet, but fudge it, and I'm sitting here with this sticky layer of sugar on my teeth, my farts (which come very frequently) smell like poison, I think I might've got a bit of cum on my pants, and I've spent the last 20 minutes googling "famous Spurs fans", and just now started watching some Youtube video of a beef between Dizzee Rascal and Wiley (Spurs fan) - and all that built up energy and joy for a free weekend ahead is almost already drowning in some sort of sorry bachelor slob-fest.
I don't think I'd do too well if I became single again. It seems like slob is a fundamental state of mine if there is no woman around.
So what would the world look like with no women in it? What would we do?
(NSFW - flappy wieners)
The top comment on this is quite to the point - "This is exactly how I imagine the planet if all the women are gone."
Haha.
Well, I've definitely not done the few things I were supposed to do in the house - if anything, it looks worse now than when they left 5 hours ago. Been watching porn for probably an hour. Went to the store, bought lots of sweets and beer. Bought a pizza I just heated in the oven. The kitchen looks like trash. I should've cleaned the cat's toilet, but fudge it, and I'm sitting here with this sticky layer of sugar on my teeth, my farts (which come very frequently) smell like poison, I think I might've got a bit of cum on my pants, and I've spent the last 20 minutes googling "famous Spurs fans", and just now started watching some Youtube video of a beef between Dizzee Rascal and Wiley (Spurs fan) - and all that built up energy and joy for a free weekend ahead is almost already drowning in some sort of sorry bachelor slob-fest.
I don't think I'd do too well if I became single again. It seems like slob is a fundamental state of mine if there is no woman around.
So what would the world look like with no women in it? What would we do?
(NSFW - flappy wieners)
The top comment on this is quite to the point - "This is exactly how I imagine the planet if all the women are gone."
Haha.
