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Good evening, Satan here with a question for GGers...

thfcsteff

thfcsteff

Terry Dyson
Good evening all,


Satan here...I hope all is well. Of course, while you're freezing your knackers off in your (smirk) 'late spring' I am enjoying the warming fires of home and catching up on Eastenders. Anyway, I digress...

I wanted to discuss something with you all.

As you will have noticed, Cardiff City gained promotion to the Premier League just a few hours ago. The Bluebirds. Except I TOLD their owners one night when we were enjoying some coke and fluffy bunnies cuddlings together at a 'business meeting' that IF they agreed to change their kit from blue to red but still keep the nickname BLUEBIRDS (and thus look like a bunch of fudging idiots) I would guarantee them promotion! They went for it, and proving that I am actually capable of keeping my word, PFFFFF-KAZAAM! There they are! Promoted. Already! It's not even the end of the month!

SO...I feel it's only fair to cast an option upon you poor, long suffering Spurs supporters. What would you if I were to pull old Levy aside one evening amidst 'the pleasures of a business meeting' and offer him the same sort of deal only this time, you would win the league? Tell you what, to show I'm even more fair than fair, I'll not even make it a solid red shirt. It can be white but with red stripes, or a dinky red diagonal sash, or red sleeves and a white body even...you will still be The Lilywhites. And I will give you the Premiership title by...hmmm let me see...April 21st 2014!

What do you think? Let me know...got to dash, want to toast some bread on the fires!

Tatty-bye!

Satan
 
You bastard. The last time I heard from you was eleven months ago. Do you know how much seventeen f%*king goats cost nowadays? And at the end of all that, Carl wasn't even dead, just comatose.

And now the police are asking questions.

fudge you, man.
 
DubaiSpur said:
You bastard. The last time I heard from you was eleven months ago. Do you know how much seventeen f%*king goats cost nowadays? And at the end of all that, Carl wasn't even dead, just comatose.

And now the police are asking questions.

fudge you, man.
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Hang in there...I will take care of the situation. Know that 'comatose' is a greater form of purgatory in some cases. As for the cost of the goats, can't help you there, but if you bet on Adebayor to score the first goal Sunday, well, what can I say, I might be able to do something for you!

Now...should I speak to little baldy about the deal?

Oh, and you'd have to wear a replishirt yourself...:-"
 
I wouldn't accept us going red.

But I wouldn't say no to someone pumping millions in to us so we can get a new stadium and buy big stars.
 
Mumorn said:
I wouldn't accept us going red.

But I wouldn't say no to someone pumping millions in to us so we can get a new stadium and buy big stars.
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It wouldnt feel right. It would be like what cyclist David Millar said about winning races whilst doped, he got no joy from it.
 
thfcsteff said:
Hang in there...I will take care of the situation. Know that 'comatose' is a greater form of purgatory in some cases. As for the cost of the goats, can't help you there, but if you bet on Adebayor to score the first goal Sunday, well, what can I say, I might be able to do something for you!

Now...should I speak to little baldy about the deal?

Oh, and you'd have to wear a replishirt yourself...:-"
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See, it's one of those 'compromise leads to death' situations. Our primary color has been white from our 'glory, glory' days. However, people still can't agree on precisely what shade of blue our secondary color is. So would a little smidgen of red really make that much of a difference, as long as our primary color always remains white?

The danger is that one little smidgen will eventually expand into 'the whole fudging shirt', and that's when we'll ache for the return of the good old days.

But fudge it, we've waited fifty years for a single glimpse of a top division title. I'll compromise.

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I could just about stomach that.
 
Superted said:
Why dont you fix up rock and roll before you start worrying about football, eh?
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A very good point...sort of took my eye off that one as I got busy making sure internet porn and it's like had infested most work stations and cubicles around the globe, but YES! Now you mention it, a brick state of affairs, good GHod, Night Ranger will fudging reform if I'm not careful...leave it with me and I'll sort it out.

It thus far seems as though I probably shouldn't give Little Baldy the option at all, indeed perhaps I should forget about the whole deal forever?
 
One measly title for selling out soul. No. I would want at least 5 major trophies in the next 5 years including 2 Premier League Titles and one Champions league. And it would be the red Slash like Peru, its a pretty cool and unique kit. Along with the blue shorts and white socks. Or like the escape to victory shirt with a thin red line then a blue one so we can be all nationalistic.
 
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