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  1. ShipOfTheseus

    FA Cup 25/26

    It’s looking good for carrying on until extra time, anyway.
  2. ShipOfTheseus

    FA Cup 25/26

    TNT Sports 5 and HBO Max. I’m assuming that the kind people who stream football just scrape whatever event is being shown, without pausing to question the life choices that led to them risking prosecution to show the world C0ckfosters v Stoneham. I’ve been following their results for a while...
  3. ShipOfTheseus

    FA Cup 25/26

    The important televised Wembley final is the one tomorrow, when C0ckfosters, North London’s second favourite chicken club, just down the road from me, take on AFC Stoneham in the FA Vase. Up the C0cks! Unfortunately Scara’s insanely irritating filters mean that it will be almost impossible to...
  4. ShipOfTheseus

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea, Tue May 19th, 8.15pm, Stamford Bridge ***

    He’ll be too knackered from today’s march to be much help on Tuesday.
  5. ShipOfTheseus

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Leeds United, Mon May 11th, 8pm, Tottenham Hotspur Stadium***

    Richie …
  6. ShipOfTheseus

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Leeds United, Mon May 11th, 8pm, Tottenham Hotspur Stadium***

    I don’t know if I’m more worried about the game or the Labour leadership crisis. Can’t be good for the players, either, really the match should be postponed until we have political stability.
  7. ShipOfTheseus

    Politics, politics, politics (so long and thanks for all the fish)

    It’s perturbing that even as a supporter of absolutely everything he said, I couldn’t bear watching for more than a few seconds.
  8. ShipOfTheseus

    *** The official 2025/26 Premier League thread ***

    There must be circumstances in which a match would be curtailed with no points awarded and no replay scheduled. Something which combined safety concerns with gross misconduct by both clubs. Something a bit like 28 Days Later, only with hantavirus, maybe.
  9. ShipOfTheseus

    Antonin Kinsky

    Or knows that he’s being sold but the deal isn’t inked yet, so his claimed value to the club needs to be preserved.
  10. ShipOfTheseus

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Leeds United, Mon May 11th, 8pm, Tottenham Hotspur Stadium***

    Isn’t that the one that @Gutter Boy can bribe? Pawson, not Gillett. Will overturn any goal in exchange for crates of Henderson’s Relish, which is the local currency up there.
  11. ShipOfTheseus

    Champions League 25/26

    I’d quite like them to come second on two fronts. It would sting more.
  12. ShipOfTheseus

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa, Sun May 3rd, 7pm, Villa Park ***

    I thought I was getting over optimistic at this point, but you really think we’re in with a chance of qualifying for Europe?
  13. ShipOfTheseus

    The *WHEN* we go down thread

    Two points, really. There is absolutely no scenario in which our goal difference drops below Spam.
  14. ShipOfTheseus

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa, Sun May 3rd, 7pm, Villa Park ***

    A new Spurs brand partnership. There’s still no barrel we won’t scrape past the wood and down into the cellar floor.
  15. ShipOfTheseus

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa, Sun May 3rd, 7pm, Villa Park ***

    Tottenham away ole ole. We do like reclaiming chants.
  16. ShipOfTheseus

    The *WHEN* we go down thread

    This whole thread aged badly.
  17. ShipOfTheseus

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa, Sun May 3rd, 7pm, Villa Park ***

    They might be abusing it a bit now though.
  18. ShipOfTheseus

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa, Sun May 3rd, 7pm, Villa Park ***

    Another four or five goals would be useful, GD against Forest could be important to secure 16th.
  19. ShipOfTheseus

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa, Sun May 3rd, 7pm, Villa Park ***

    Wow.
  20. ShipOfTheseus

    ***OMT - Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa, Sun May 3rd, 7pm, Villa Park ***

    Worth ever penny, that Gallagher.
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