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    Luiz Suarez

    Erm, as the lawyers may be checking, Jimmy Carr was not guilty of tax evasion, he wasn't even accused of it let alone charged. Some people claimed he was guilty of tax avoidance, but there is no such crime. My personal view is if the exchequer are stupid enough to allow tax avoidance then...
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    Couple have sex against window, die after window breaks

    I bet she was putty in his hands.
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    White Hart Lane

    One for all the Historians (or Geographers ?) How did our ground get its name when its not on White Hart Lane. I could understand Paxton Road, Worcester Ave, Park Lane or at a pinch High Road, but the actual WHL is about 3 streets away.
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    Nigella - Just a 'Playful tiff ...'

    http://thechive.com/2012/01/17/nigella-lawson-talks-dirty-video/ I guess this has been on the site somewhere before but in case you havent seen it - Enjoy
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    I have been on 7 dates with my girlfriend and have kept a track of what we did. On the first 6 I took her out for a meal. On the 3rd and the 6th after eating we went to her place and I stayed the night On the 7th we saw the latest film from Gothams finest. In summary : Dinner, Dinner...
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    Legal dispute with Landlord

    I cant see how you can be in any way responsible - She has a legal right of access to view her own property. She didnt use it - tough brick. You are not her agent and under absolutely no obligation to report anything to her unless it is something you have broken yourself.
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog for Sale.' He rings the bell; the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After...
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    Dairy Farming Around The World SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes...
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    not original but... My computer asked me to enter a password with at least 8 characters, so my new password is now SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves
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    Centre Parcs

    Dont go if you dont like the middle classes ;) Book activities as soon as you can after you get there. Use the pools and slides very early or very late - if you dont have young kids the outdoor slides are great in the dark. Take all your food with you to save money - the...
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    Youtube Funnies Thread!

    No offence - but is it because they arent funny ? :-k
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    Apparently Chinese students coming to Britain to study always prefer to enrol at the University of East Anglia. Something to do with their insatiable thirst for Norwich.
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    Jihad Seeks Allowance, Another Total tinkletake Allowed to Happen

    fourthly - who the fudge would fudge her ???
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    Jihad Seeks Allowance, Another Total tinkletake Allowed to Happen

    The URL says it all. Actually this thread could have been lifted from the Daily Mail. Yes there are lazy scum out there, but reading that piece of pile of effluent purporting to be a newspaper would have you believe that everyone not born in the UK is one of them.
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    Richard Briers

    He got to fondle Felicity Kendal's Arse (on the telly anyway) which in its day was something to behold.
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    The Goon Thread

    Is there any other sort :) Every game I've played in every player had 2 legs ( though in one instance a dog came on and nicked the ball but I dont think that counts)
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    Cant see whats so impressive about finding a Richard the Third under your feet in a council car park - I've seen hundreds
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    Has anyone used this ?

    Thats impressive, given that one of the reviews I was referring to was written in July 2012
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    Has anyone used this ?

    Read the reviews http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1354521713&sr=8-1
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    Brand new Joke thread (Not all PC)

    Boris Johnson is being shown around a London hospital. Towards the end of the visit, he is shown into a ward with a number people with no obvious signs of injury or disease. He goes to greet the first patient and the chap replies: "Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain e' the...
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