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Fancy Dress ideas for the letter P

billyiddo

Ralph Coates
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party is taking place on a boat if you want to throw in some nautical themes


Penis is already taken :p
 
One of my companies had this same theme a few years back. I went as a Policeman. Spent the whole night hitting people with my plastic truncheon and handcuffing myself to the good looking girls ;)
 
Comedy nose =Pinocchio
Bottle of wine = Pinot Grigio
Idiot bottle of wine = Plonker
Smart brightly coloured clothes = Pearooster - obviously there is an alternative mode of dress that may work better on a two syllable basis.
Captain Pugwash = Pirate
 
Go dressed in white, with snow cannons as accessories and by the end of the evening = Piste.
 
We've seen a similar thread where a poster ;) 'blacked-up' as Adebayor. So why not 'Blue-up' and go as Papa Smurph?

That pregnancy one is unbelievable. Don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed.
 
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