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Official Match Threads

Jordinho

Martin Peters
Staff member
And the OMT gods spoke all these words:

1. There shalt be only one OMT.

2. Thou shalt not take unto thee a graven image of thy own choice should Tottenham lose, thy avatar shalt be given thee by the OMT gods and shalt remain until such time as Tottenham win again.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of thy club in vain, the OMT title shalt always have the name of Tottenham Hotspur listed first.

4. Remember to observe the sabbath between OMTs, thou shalt not start two consecutive OMTs.

5. Honour the OMT gods' official representatives the administrators, that your days may be long on this forum that be Glory-Glory.

6. The OMT's opening post shalt inform the members of Glory-Glory of all things important: Who, when, where.

7. Thou shalt not create other threads concerning subjects that belong in the OMT.

8. The first OMT posted once the previous OMT has been unstickied shalt be the official one.

9. Thou shalt not start an OMT be thou not a known member of this forum.

10. Thou shalt not start an OMT be thou not a fan of Tottenham Hotspur.

When the people saw the thunder and lightning and heard the trumpet and saw the mountain in smoke, they trembled with fear. They stayed at a distance and said to the admins, “Speak to us yourself and we will listen. But do not have the OMT gods speak to us or we will die.”

The admins said to the people, “Do not be afraid. The OMT gods have come to test you, so that the fear of the OMT gods will be with you to keep you from sinning.”

The people remained at a distance, while the admins approached the thick darkness where the the OMT gods were.

Then the OMT gods said to the admins, “Tell the members this: You have seen for yourselves that I have spoken to you from heaven: Do not make any OMTs to be alongside the official one; do not make for yourselves OMTs of silver or OMTs of gold.”

“Make an OMT of quality content for me and sacrifice on it your expected lineups and finest analysis, your chickens and badgers and other furry animals. Wherever I cause my OMTs to be honored, I will come to you and bless you. If you make an OMT for me, do not post it too soon, for you will defile it if you edit it. And do not take my OMTs lightly, or your private parts may be exposed.”

PosterOpponentH/AResult
ArcspaceSaudi Sportswashing MachineAway1-2
FulhamAway3-0
Manchester UnitedHome1-1
Roy1983West BromwichHome1-1
RabonerNorwichHome1-1
QPRAway0-0
SwanseaAway2-1
GLENROYIDReadingAway3-1
ArsenalAway2-5
KingdawsonLazioHome0-0EL
SouthamptonAway2-1
Emirates Marketing ProjectAway1-2
PanathinaikosHome3-1EL
SunderlandAway2-1
ChelseaAway2-2
jurgen linekerQPRHome2-1
spurspinter1CarlisleAway3-0COC
BaselHome2-2EL
JordinhoManchester UtdAway3-2
West HamHome3-1
Swansea CityHome1-0
Norwich CityAway1-1
LiverpoolAway2-3
SouthamptonHome1-0
papaspurPanathinaikosAway1-1EL
THFC6061Aston VillaAway2-0
NorwichHome1-2COC
ReadingHome3-1
CoventryHome3-0FAC
FulhamHome0-1
WiganAway2-2
Denmark SpurChelseaHome2-4
ScaramangaMariborAway1-1EL
HotspurWiganHome0-1
LyonAway1-1EL
Nutter-NaylorMariborHome3-1EL
Park Lane JamesLazioAway0-0EL
BillyiddoLiverpoolHome2-1
Saudi Sportswashing MachineHome2-1
SpursalotStokeHome0-0
mumornAston VillaAway4-0
LyonHome2-1EL
InterHome3-0EL
EvertonHome2-2
StokeAway2-1
benpLeedsAway1-2FAC
AberYidWest BromwichAway1-0
West HamAway3-2
Emirates Marketing ProjectHome3-1
COYSArsenalHome2-1
AdamBInterAway1-4EL
thfcsteffBaselAway2-2EL
DayoSunderlandHome1-0
 
Everyone knows the above - if you don't then you are far from ready for the task. This should be the simple test infact
 
What fury hast thou to unleash upon those that do not observe the laws of the omt gods?

Can this be stickied?

brick omt by the way.
 
The first OMT of the season is fair game once our match against Valencia is over. Make it a good one.
 
The rules are clear and any thread that does not comply with them will not be considered as an OMT.
 
So who wan't to bet on wich poster beaks the rules first? I'm putting a tenner on bale to dessecrate atleast 3 of these rules before the Saudi Sportswashing Machine match.
 
Greg, first match?

Don't think he'd do it again.
My money is also on this one:
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