Summer transfer thread, AvB window wrap up pg 1527

[Howard Webb]

When was the last time we actually did this? I cant remember.

Though to be honest we are basically brick when it comes to communication. How often are players signed, with interviews or comment from player and manager in the press and then about 3 days later the OS is updated with a two line comment "Err yeah, we signed whatshisname" and no picture?!?

ok, but you understand the point. there is no guarantee of anything, until its actually confirmed by the club in a statement which may or may not have a picture. the picture is quite irrelevant, the gossip must be kept in its place until its made fact. we had a picture of carlton cole in the shirt and he fecked his medical up.

there isnt actually a transfer window rulebook.

 

[Steed Train]

maybe the club is just doing some work and temporarily re-arranging things

like someone else said, this seems to be a press conference that no press have been invited to8-[

Generally sky announce when there is a press conference expected, blokes talking brick is suspect

 

[indianspur]

Gylfi's father was on Icelandic radio this morning and said his son will make a decision on where he goes by the end of the week.

again, if it was Liverpool i doubt he would take this long to make a decision. Waiting till the end of the week ties in perfectly with Spurs waiting till then to announce the new manager.

 

[nayimfromthehalfwayline]

there isnt actually a transfer window rulebook.

I know. But unofficially I think there is - look at this place

Rule 1) Waa Waaa other teams have bought players and we havent, we have to buy someone, ANYONE right now or we will be relegated
Rule 2) Any ITK you like the sound of is true

You want to add some more?

 

[Howard Webb]

Generally sky announce when there is a press conference expected, blokes talking brick is suspect

as said above, it could easily be a dull coaching partnership with a b-team in east timor. that dosnt make this guy wrong.

so hot headed this place is!

 

[nayimfromthehalfwayline]

Generally sky announce when there is a press conference expected, blokes talking brick is suspect

Could just be that we are setting the room up, and thats it. You know, so its there when we want it...

 

[Howard Webb]

I know. But unofficially I think there is - look at this place

Rule 1) Waa Waaa other teams have bought players and we havent, we have to buy someone, ANYONE right now or we will be relegated
Rule 2) Any ITK you like the sound of is true

You want to add some more?

rule 3) youre a gimp

 

[ArcspacE]

lol

 

[nayimfromthehalfwayline]

Rule 4) Only at the weekends

 

[Howard Webb]

haha!

 

[Kingdawson]

badunkadunk (plural badunkadunks)
(African American Vernacular) Voluptuous buttocks, especially of a woman.
Damn she's got a huge ass! Yeah man, she's got a badunkadunk!

 

[Rorschach]

Err.............maths isn't my strong suit but, unless I'm sorely mistaken, 0.8% of ?1.1 billion is ?8.8 million.

You don't get much of a boat for ?8.8 million.

Or much of a stadium.

I might be wrong but I think the poster is inferring that his 0.8% stake came to 1.1bil. Anyway its complete tosh so who cares.

 

[GLENROYID]

Fraser Forster is available at Saudi Sportswashing Machine after talks broke down with Celtic over a permanent deal.

Get him in

 

[africanspurs]

badunkadunk (plural badunkadunks)
(African American Vernacular) Voluptuous buttocks, especially of a woman.
Damn she's got a huge ass! Yeah man, she's got a badunkadunk!

so how do you feel about bumpers?

 

[Bale]

Joe Lewis is not going to help us with transfers.

He is going to buy a yacht or buy some latino's to fudge.

 

[Howard Webb]

Joe Lewis is not going to help us with transfers.

He is going to buy a yacht or buy some latino's to fudge.

horrendous use of the apostrophe there.

 

[Kingdawson]

so how do you feel about bumpers?

I love me some big ol bumpers. Ones that jiggle all over the place even with the slightest of contacts. Small waist and big bumpers for the win.

 

[Bale]

Anybody find it funny about Liverpool fans going on about Spurs offering more money than them for Sigurdsson and they are crying about it.

Don't they remember when they outbid us for Carroll.

Thanks for that guys

 

[Steed Train]

Sam Fisher ‏@HotspurSam
@marksy316 Hi Mark, @SSNSpursEmma is not aware of any press conference. Prob just setting up room as usual facility is being refurbished!

Yido_Marks ‏@marksy316
@HotspurSam thinks for the info, I was only goin by what a contractor there who is a yid told me, seems like a lot of yids gonna be tinkled

 

[Kingdawson]

Sam Fisher ‏@HotspurSam
@marksy316 Hi Mark, @SSNSpursEmma is not aware of any press conference. Prob just setting up room as usual facility is being refurbished!

Yido_Marks ‏@marksy316
@HotspurSam thinks for the info, I was only goin by what a contractor there who is a yid told me, seems like a lot of yids gonna be tinkled

What a lame.