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Mascots

Discussion in 'General Football' started by mephitis, 1 Jan 2019.

  1. Gilzeantoscore

    Gilzeantoscore Jonathan Woodgate

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    No mate, that's how YOUR world works. Lol.
     
  2. scaramanga

    scaramanga Steve Sedgley Staff Member

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    Let's do a trial. Give away all your money for a year. Don't have anything to do with money in cash or digital format.

    Tell me what your life is like in a year.
     
  3. Gilzeantoscore

    Gilzeantoscore Jonathan Woodgate

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    That would depend on whee I was living. In some contexts I could do quite well. Ever heard of barter Scara?
     
  4. scaramanga

    scaramanga Steve Sedgley Staff Member

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    I have, I barter money for stuff I want all the time.
     
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  5. Jon

    Jon Edgar Davids

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    Couldnt we just means test the parents? (And perhaps also the kids based on their potential future earnings?)

    In fact, if we could just assess supporter entry itself on a means test, then football would be infinitely superior without the riff raff.
     
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  6. scaramanga

    scaramanga Steve Sedgley Staff Member

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    I'd like that very much.
     
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  7. the dza

    the dza Christian Ziege

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    We should be doing it for free. The gooners ain't charging either, which makes us look even bigger qunts.
     
  8. Jon

    Jon Edgar Davids

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    Maybe parents who can’t afford to pay, but are annoyingly persistent, could agree to leave the child as a deposit for a while in order to work the debt off.
     
  9. the dza

    the dza Christian Ziege

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    Annoyingly persistent people will be hanged at half-time, as entertainment for the watching elite (ticket prices are now £5,000 each, to ensure only those who really want to be there are in attendance). Parents of mascots will then have to bid for their child's freedom, with the child of the lowest bidder being thrown into a pit, so that no such paupers ever enter White Hart Lane again.
     
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  10. dawaxman

    dawaxman Stephen Clemence

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    How about making a Ninja Warrior competition to win your place as a mascot. Winner for each age group gets first pick, kid that places 23rd gets a league cup game, kid that places 24th or lower goes back to training hard for next year.

    We end up with a fan base of people who don't need XXXXL Spurs replica kits
     
  11. LemonadeMoney

    LemonadeMoney Pedro Mendes

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    Arsenal just haven't got the heart to charge fat ugly ginger kids.
     
  12. Jon

    Jon Edgar Davids

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    Sounds like absolute paradise!!

    Are you not entertained??!?!?
     
  13. SteveAWOL

    SteveAWOL Frederic Kanoute

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    https://official.tottenhamhotspur.com/444I-HZCJ-9FOG39W52/cr.aspx

    Kumho Tyre UK are pleased to offer fans the chance to win a mascot day for children aged between 5 to 14, at the match against West Ham on 27 April 2019.

    This is an amazing chance for your little one to experience the drama and adrenalin of walking out onto the pitch from the tunnel with the First Team players; a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will stay with them as a memory forever.

    ENTER NOW
     
  14. Jon

    Jon Edgar Davids

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    Bit harsh, he’s not that old!!!

    They did get to hold Len Duquemin‘s pipe though!
     
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  15. Jon

    Jon Edgar Davids

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    And more accurately too where Hugo is concerned!
     

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