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Fernando Llorente

Discussion in 'Classic Threads' started by Jordinho, 31 Aug 2017.

  1. Danishfurniturelover

    Danishfurniturelover Jack Jull

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    Llorente would cuddle you afterwards.
     
  2. Murnyb

    Murnyb Ben Alnwick

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    Does Llorente have a song yet? Can I suggest we serenade him to the tune of Abba - Fernando? Something like:

    Can you hear the Yids Fernando?
    I remember deadline day when you came to support Harry
    In the lilywhite, Fernandoooo
    You promised to score goals for us in Europe and the League
    If Poch had to do the same again
    He'd bring you in, Fernando
    If Poch had to do the same again
    He'd bring you in, Fernando
     
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  3. LemonadeMoney

    LemonadeMoney Steffen Iversen

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    Fernando...
    Llorente...
    he’s our Spanish scoring genius,
    with a 4.8 inch penis,
    scoring 1 or 2 goals,
    bellend by his huevos.
     
  4. the dza

    the dza Christian Ziege

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    Use the "something in the air tonight" bit from Fernando and change it to:

    He's amazing in the air alright
    For the Lilywhites, Fernando
    He is scoring here for you and me
    The Yid Army, Fernando

    and just repeat it.
     
  5. Raziel

    Raziel Nick Barmby

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    Experience showed today, well done.
     
  6. DubaiSpur

    DubaiSpur Christian Ziege

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    El Rey Leon. He wasn't great up until the 60th minute, but became increasingly pivotal after that. Fashioned three great chances, held the ball up well and defended stoutly.
     
  7. nayenezgani

    nayenezgani Vedran Corluka

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    Wore the scratch marks around his neck to prove it.

    He certainly gave them something different to worry about and as you say; his experience was telling late on..
     
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  8. greatwhitenorf

    greatwhitenorf Sergei Rebrov

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    He's certainly given all sorts of PL managers a lot more to think about now in planning to defend against us. Until we saw the evidence with our own eyes, who would have predicted that pairing Kane and Llorente up front would look this dangerous.

    It also has to be considered that he was probably bursting to be out on the Bernabeu pitch again. Just hope he's showing the same strength and confidence at Turf Moor.
     
  9. SpurMeUp

    SpurMeUp Les Ferdinand

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    Should we play the same team at the weekend? Given regular games, he'd probably start scoring too.
     
  10. Grays_1890

    Grays_1890 Mitchell Thomas

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    He does alot of subtle things that come with experience, also you sense the oppo give him alot of respect
     
  11. AuroRaman

    AuroRaman Jonathan Woodgate

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    And he has the loveliest eyes
     
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  12. parklane1

    parklane1 Barry Daines

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    I was happy when we signed him in the summer, his better days are behind him but he can give us another option in games and he will help us ( especially Kane) improve as a team.
     
  13. nayenezgani

    nayenezgani Vedran Corluka

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    He reminds me of the Gudjohnsen signing under Redknapp. Super experienced, ultra professional, a winner and a great example to the younger players.

    He's the kind of player we missed last season.
     
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  14. Grays_1890

    Grays_1890 Mitchell Thomas

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    The thing is we signed a play every game player who will get 15 goals starting and again expect them to come off the bench and be the same player it never works that way. What he did with Swansea (scoring important goals to keep an average side in the league) is a huge achievement in football terms, but we use him as a differnt player so we are not going to see the same guy they did. Like Benteke at Liverpool, Bony at Emirates Marketing Project, Janssen with us etc you won't get the same player they were if you play them in a different role or off the bench.

    What we do need to do is accept him for what he does do and someone mentioned earlier, Subtle things and what he did at Madrid was great if you like that stuff from games.
     
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  15. HarryHotSpur31

    HarryHotSpur31 Rory Allen

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    He's only played in 3 matches so far this year? I'm really looking forward to see what he can do in a meaningful game.
     
  16. metalgear

    metalgear Chris Perry

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    tall immobile guy (lukaku) to speedy player (martial) into space behind defenders. hope we learnt something yesterday.
     
  17. glorygloryeze

    glorygloryeze Christian Ziege

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    Lukaku immobile??


    Overall point taken though..
     
  18. metalgear

    metalgear Chris Perry

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    thanks. best player for the job - perhaps we can't blame llorente for being told to play that way... in that case we should continue this over on the poch thread
     
  19. NaijaSpurs

    NaijaSpurs Pedro Mendes

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    Llorente scored about 9 headed goals last season but I do not remember him receiving a decent cross for him to score from so far this season
     
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  20. Bedfordspurs

    Bedfordspurs Paul Stewart

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    I think he is a very over rated player and he is still the streaky striker he has always been
     

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