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Excuse to leave work early for a job interview?

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by SUIYHA, 22 Mar 2012.

  1. SUIYHA

    SUIYHA Scott Parker

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    My boss knows that I never get ill so wouldn't be going to a random doctor's appointment and also that I live with my parents so wouldn't need to be letting in some guy to "fix the boiler" or whatever. Any suggestions?
     
  2. yiddo2786

    yiddo2786 Steed Malbranque

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    Dentist?
     
  3. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Say you have the bricks after some dodgy food at lunchtime
     
  4. THFC

    THFC Scott Parker

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    bukkaka party?

    or

    Dentist?
     
  5. scaramanga

    scaramanga David Ginola Staff Member

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    Take a dump on your desk.

    Trust me, you won't have a problem with leaving early after doing that.
     
  6. Boonie

    Boonie Ramon Vega

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    VD Clinic appointment
     
  7. ArcspacE

    ArcspacE Banned

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  8. SUIYHA

    SUIYHA Scott Parker

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    Thought about something like that....but I just can't bring myself to do it. I know if I do something will actually happen!
     
  9. Boonie

    Boonie Ramon Vega

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    Just get a mate to ring you at work sounding hurried and worried. Then tell your boss you need to leave early on a personal matter, they cant say brick.
     
  10. SUIYHA

    SUIYHA Scott Parker

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    My boss is a mate as much as a boss though. If he didn't ask about it then he'd ask about it the next day for sure.
     
  11. monkeybarry

    monkeybarry Vedran Corluka

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    bukkake party AT the dentist?

    open wide and say "aaaaaaaa"
     
  12. monkeybarry

    monkeybarry Vedran Corluka

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    if he's a mate it shouldnt be too hard

    id just go with the ambiguity of "mate, is their any chance of leaving early today for "personal reasons" "
    you dont have to go into detail, some things are best kept private
     
  13. Leeds Spur

    Leeds Spur Banned

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    Take holiday.

    If you get caught you can get fired and it's not worth the stress.
     
  14. LutonSpurs

    LutonSpurs Niko Kranjcar

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    Personal issues - best reason ever.
     
  15. Boonie

    Boonie Ramon Vega

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    Say you're having a really heavy period, it always got the girls at school out of PE.
     
  16. Park Lane James

    Park Lane James Andy Sinton

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  17. Roy1983

    Roy1983 Edward Sheringham

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  18. nayimfromthehalfwayline

    nayimfromthehalfwayline Les Ferdinand

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    Ive had to take odd afternoons and stuff.

    Just say to the boss "Mind if I leave at 3?" and he says "fine" - end of story
     
  19. totman

    totman Steve Hodge

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    Got an interview
     
  20. southstand1882

    southstand1882 Mitchell Thomas

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    Are you male or female?
     
  21. GLENROYID

    GLENROYID Ruel Fox

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    'I have a job interview elsewhere, i plan on leaving if i get the job, see you tomorrow...maybe'
     

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