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  1. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Spurs vs Everton ***

    When: Monday april 3rd, 20:00 bst, 21:00 CET Where: Scouserland Why: Who knows No need for anything fancy for this. We'll hardly be able to field 11 players, but Stellini is in the house! Handbrake off and Just smash them anyway. COYS
  2. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Spurs vs Milan ***

    What: Champions League, round of 16 Where: Their sh1thole When: Tuesday 14th, 21:00 cet We're down to bare bones again, at least in midfield. No Bentancur (inj) Bissouma (inj) or Højbjerg (suspended) and Sess is probably out as well. Leaves little choice in midfield. At the back it's a toss...
  3. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur vs Olympic Marseille ***

    vs What: Champions league, group stage When: Tuesday 1. November 20:00 BST, 21:00 CET Where: Stade Velodrome, Marseille No fudging about this time. Win and we win the group. Anything other than a win is simply unacceptable. It's time for the team to show that they really want to play in this...
  4. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Spurs vs West London Defence League

    No need for a fancy schmancy OMT. Keep it simple and just do them! Where: Some brick stadium in West London When: Sunday 14th August, 16:30 GMT https://fb.watch/eOslZZkGy_/
  5. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Tottenham Hotspur vs Plastic Clapper farmers ***

    You lazy bastards!!! 12 hours to kick off, and no OMT!!! Where: Our glorious stadium When: 14:00 GMT, 15:00 CET Forum is broken, no one bothered to make an OMT until the last minute, we're in awful form. Hey, what's not to like? It'll be a stroll in the park. The rest of you can Insert...
  6. Kandi1977

    Advice needed

    About one year ago my two lovely lesbian neighbours told me that they were planning on having a baby, and they asked me if I could help them. They were fine with doing it the old fashioned way. So we've kept trying for a little over a year now, with no result. Should I tell them I'm sterilized?
  7. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Tottenham vs Poocastle ***

    You lazy buggers! Less than 17 hours until the match, and none of you tossers have bothered.... Anyway Who Where: up north When: Sunday 03.04.21 @2pm Line-up: Doesn't matter. We'll be lame and lacklustre anyway Predicted score: 2-0, both goals deflected off Steve Bruce's massive face.
  8. Kandi1977

    Another squad/rebuild/bad eggs thread?

    We need another thread surely?
  9. Kandi1977

    Kyle Walker - brick's about to hit the fan

    Massive brick storm coming! This guy has a fudging peanut sized brain! If this is true, and multiple rumours and sources suggest it is, then he should be in for a real battering! https://global247news.com/2020/12/31/kyle-walkers-christmas-party-in-london-causes-premier-league-covid-infections/amp/
  10. Kandi1977

    It's my birthday

    Now bring me some gifts! Probably should have posted this in the glory hole...
  11. Kandi1977

    I got fired

    So, today I got a call from my manager, where he said that due to the a merger with another company, that took place late last year, I was offered a package to leave the company! fudging hell, I've been there for 13 years, and they have been bringing in more people constantly up until the...
  12. Kandi1977

    OMT Tottenham Hotspurs vs Little bird

    VS Where: Tottenham Hotspur Stadium When: Wednesday 22.01.2020 19:30 GMT Less than 36 hours until kick off, and none of you lazy bastards have bothered making an OMT! Get those badgers out and get going!!
  13. Kandi1977

    U-20 World Cup

    Surprised I couldn't find a thread with this already, but I guess that's because England didn't qualify. Anyway, watching Norway absolutely destroying Honduras now. 10-0 with 10 minutes to go. Erling Braut Haaland (son of Alfie Haaland) scoring 7 of them! That is a new record. I'm also...
  14. Kandi1977

    Bloody scumbag petty criminals

    Ok, here's the story. Today I rode my bike to work as usual. Usually when I get home, I park my bike in the garden shed. I live close to the city centre, but in a fairly quiet area, although there is a high school and a sports centre close by. Anyway, we leave stuff outside in the garden and in...
  15. Kandi1977

    Roomba (and pets)

    So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It's taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror. It started off simple enough - something that's probably happened to most of you. Sometime between midnight and 1:30am, our puppy pooped...
  16. Kandi1977

    *** Tottenham Hotspur vs Woolwich Wanderers OMT ***

    Lads, it's Arsenal!
  17. Kandi1977

    How to frustrate a man

  18. Kandi1977

    Loudest piece of s*it

    Why the fudge are the door, bell, buttons and alarm on microwave ovens the loudest piece of brick on earth?
  19. Kandi1977

    *** OMT Spurs vs PSV ***

    VS When: Tuesday 6th of November 21:00 CET Where: We're walking a thin line in the Champions League and this really is a must win game. Anything other than a win, and it's good bye. We got the win vs Wolves, but had to hang on for dear life in the last 20 minutes, in a display that...
  20. Kandi1977

    Try

    I love how strong you are and I am so glad you are able to get through this threads pages since Pochettinos new deal with the ball at his fingertips in case of the fact
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