Who invented the concept of drinking cows milk?

[nw7 yid]

Cow's milk is for calves, not humans.

 

[Park Lane James]

That's one hundred percent Cambodian, dawg.

The part where the he gets the T-Rex egg(s) is bloody brilliant

"Sprinkle that brick with diamonds - makes my sh*t sparkle!!"

 

[Park Lane James]

Drinking three pints of milk a day atm in order to help add to my daily calorie and protein count. I doubt it's the healthiest thing but it's only a temporary measure until I reach my target of 13 stone, I bloody love full fat milk.

 

[Johnny Ray]

Hey what's that falling out of that chicken's ass? Niiiice, I'm gonna fry this brick, boil it, sautee it, it's gonna be great!

Oh look, this chicken's on it's period. Mmmmmm

 

[Superted]

Did you also know that humans are the only species that drink the milk of another species? The only reason why dogs & cats do it is because we give them the milk ourselves.

Cats and dogs are lactose intolerant. They shouldn't be drinking cows milk.

 

[monkeybarry]

Cow's milk is for calves, not humans.

so we should start milking lactating ladies and all drink human breast milk?
there are websites for that NW7!

 

[ArcspacE]

Human breast milk is nearly the perfect balance of nutrients and vitamins, bar iron.

But it's only 'relevant' to a specific growth stage.

 

[yiddo2786]

Cow's milk is for calves, not humans.

You ought to tell Tesco's, mate. macarons are selling brick loads of it.

 

[nw7 yid]

There may well be a market for people who like to buy a product that involves forced arificial insemination, separation of mothers and calves at birth, killing of male calves, brutal mechanical milking processes, and all round brick treatment of innocent animals...but that doesn't make it right.

 

[papaspur]

There may well be a market for people who like to buy a product that involves forced arificial insemination, separation of mothers and calves at birth, killing of male calves, brutal mechanical milking processes, and all round brick treatment of innocent animals...but that doesn't make it right.

Eating meat and eating factory-slaughterhouse meat are two different things though. I agree though. We as a global population eat too much meat.

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Dairy in general is not very good for you.

One of the greatest (nutritional) lies ever told in modern history

My acupuncturist was the first one to alert me to the dangers of dairy.

 

[ricky2tricky4city]

My acupuncturist was the first one to alert me to the dangers of dairy.

@scaramanga incoming

 

[Kandi1977]

With piped water in your house it sounds disgusting, but sitting among your cows in the middle of nowhere in the desert it's such a good idea.

Have you seen inside a waterpipe that's 50+ years old (which most are)? That cow tit doesn't look so disgusting anymore....

 

[scaramanga]

@scaramanga incoming

He's beyond help

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

He's beyond help

Pfft

 

[SpurMeUp]

Pfft

Is that the noise you make after drinking too much milk? Or the noise you make when you produce it?

 

[elyid]

Human breast milk is nearly the perfect balance of nutrients and vitamins, bar iron.

But it's only 'relevant' to a specific growth stage.

yeah once you’ve grown to fully erect there’s little reason to drink more

 

[elyid]

+1 on milk and eggs.

But also I find the concept of eating birds to be strange, especially if other meat sources were available.

...No venison or beef for me, I’m going to kill, pluck and eat this delicious looking turkey.

 

[elyid]

My acupuncturist was the first one to alert me to the dangers of dairy.

Sounds like they’ve hit the tickle my balls with a feather there.

 

[Danishfurniturelover]

Is that the noise you make after drinking too much milk? Or the noise you make when you produce it?

Both actually