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*** TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR v Toon *** OMT

Pirate55

The Last Man Standing 17/18
Right, land lubbers, ''tis time for some hearty piratical magic. Gloves off, no more Mr. Nice Guy, Poch needs to inspire the team to win this game. No ifs, no buts, nothing but a win is acceptable in this match. It is crunch time. This is a clutch game. Poch and the team must stand up and be counted. We need to re-discover our verve, our identity and our will to win. No excuses accepted or acceptable. Only positive vibes required. Get back to our basics of high press, quick passing and fluid movement up front. Use the width, get in behind them and make their defenders turn. 0h and score some quick goals so we can then manage the game. Don't start slowly and wait for things to happen, get on the front foot from the first whistle and make them happen. Let's bring the happiness and joy back into our football.

Where: Our Wembley Gaff
When: Wednesday May 9th 2018
At: 20.00 hrs

Team (assuming Dembele and Jan are out)

..........................Lloris........................

........Toby............Sanchez............Davies..

Aurier/Tripps.........Dier.....Eriksen........Son

Moura....................Kane ................Alli

Maximum fluidity. One touch football. Positive attitude from the get go. Geggenpress tgem to oblivion. After Chelscum victory today we can achieve 3rd. Let's do this.

3-0. Kane 2 and Son

Now gird your loins, badger and custard up to your hearts content.

To dare is to do. COYS.
 
i missed Thursday night football tbh

fudge Madrid on a Wednesday. A 20 hour flight on some budget airline to Vladivostok on a Thursday is character building and will instill a proper winners mentality.

3-0 Saudi Sportswashing Machine hopefully.
 
fudge Madrid on a Wednesday. A 20 hour flight on some budget airline to Vladivostok on a Thursday is character building and will instill a proper winners mentality.

3-0 Saudi Sportswashing Machine hopefully.

Lovely city, Vladivostok. There are worse places to spend a Thursday evening when we crash and burn out of the top 4.
 
What makes Saudi Sportswashing Machine 'Jammy Flukers X1'? If you meant Leicester that's on Sunday...

Point taken, but Newckie Brown “fluked” that win over us the season before last to stop us finishing above the Goons.

They also flukily conned us into paying 30 big ones for you know who.....
 
Drop Kane to the bench and play Son in the middle

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Agree, but I'd go for:

-------------------------Llloris-------------------------------
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Tripps--------Toby-------Sanchez-----------Davies
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-------------Dier---------------Dembele------------------
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Lamela-------------Eriksen-------------------------Alli
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-------------------------Son----------------------------------

Vertonghen in for Alderweireld if he's fit.

fudging abomination of an OMT by the way @Pirate55. How'd you miss out on some of these beauties:

badger+hendybadger.jpg

pb1.jpg


That's what we're missing! Pirate Badger mentality (from Pirate Badgers FC, no brick):

"Pirate Badgers are are an easy-going team, that becomes very hostile when provoked in a match. Pirate Badgers love to fight, and especially during the middle of a soccer match.

Pirate Badgers laugh in the face of red cards, and spit at referees. Pirate Badgers are not concerned with rules or regulations, and always, always in their mind win the match, regardless of the outcome."

COYS! 5-0 win. Harness the Pirate Badger.
 
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Agree, but I'd go for:

-------------------------Llloris-------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Tripps--------Toby-------Sanchez-----------Davies
-----------------------------------------------------------------
-------------Dier---------------Dembele------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Lamela----------Eriksen----------------------------Alli
-----------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------Son----------------------------------

Vertonghen in for Alderweireld if he's fit.

fudging abomination of an OMT by the way @Pirate55. How'd you miss out on some of these beauties:

badger+hendybadger.jpg

pb1.jpg


That's what we're missing! Pirate Badger mentality (from Pirate Badgers FC, no brick):

"Pirate Badgers are are an easy-going team, that becomes very hostile when provoked in a match. Pirate Badgers love to fight, and especially during the middle of a soccer match.

Pirate Badgers laugh in the face of red cards, and spit at referees. Pirate Badgers are not concerned with rules or regulations, and always, always in their mind win the match, regardless of the outcome."

COYS! 5-0 win. Harness the Pirate Badger.

Pirate Badgers LOL! Like it. Like it a lot!!!!
 
We'd better win this because odds-on we won't find a way to beat Leicester if our CL lives depend on it in the last game. I predict a draw followed by more talk about how it's still "in our own hands."
 
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