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Things that make you scrtach your head in wonder

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by Gordinho, 22 Jan 2012.

  1. Gordinho

    Gordinho Banned

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    Things that make you scratch your head in wonder

    In what parallel universe would somebody be looking at a 55 gallon drum of lube and a horse's head mask?

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    Crawley Board Legend

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    Vinnie, could you explain to us how YOU stumbled across that please?
     
  3. Gordinho

    Gordinho Banned

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    Surprisingly I have a plausible excuse, which I will give to you as soon as I've thought of it. ;)

    Nah, really, I followed this from the b3ta.com newsletter

    FUNNY AMAZON REVIEWS
    B3ta: redefining funny as brick since 2001

    * 55-GALLON DRUM OF LUBE - "As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-Saharan Africa. It's not all just Medications and IVF treatments. Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55-Gallon drum of Lube."

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B005MR3IVO/b3ta-20

    The previously viewed Horse's head just happened to be there and catch my eye so to speak.
     
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    Park Lane James Andy Sinton

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    Horse's head is probably for ketamine heads who want to go on a lairy one
     
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    Gordinho Banned

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    But do you have to wear one to go on one?

    And 55 gallons of lube?
     
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    Dayo Chris Armstrong

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    I have a horses head, had to wear it at work the other day as I lost a bet *facepalm*
     
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    Gordinho Banned

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    As a measure, I couldn't drink 55 gallons in a month. Could have, not now.
     
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    DHSF Les Ferdinand

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    Chichester definitely makes me scratch my head in wonder
     
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    GLENROYID Ruel Fox

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    An itchy scalp
     
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    Well the last time I went on one I woke up with a horse's head mask on and a sore arse.

    Does that answer your question?
     
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    I miss Tuckerman from back in the day. Curmudgeonly brilliant.
     
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    What's this Ad for? I can't see a logo or description anywhere...

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    Unban the panda!
     
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    Having to wait 4 mins between posts? What's that all about?
     
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    Nutter-Naylor Ilie Dumitrescu

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    When I look in the mirror and see how much timber I have put on.

    Convinced the Mrs has replaced the old one with one of those comedy fairground versions.
     
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    What am I missing here? Energy drink with zero calories....
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