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The poo & guff thread...

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by GlennGoddle, 10 Feb 2012.

  1. Jon

    Jon Chris Armstrong

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    “Fart Women Attack”?

    I’m sure I’ve watched that film.
     
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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    I prefer the sequel
     
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    Aldo Bobby Mimms

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    The Follow Through
     
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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    I had firecracker chicken for dinner lastnight
    I can honestly say I have never had such loud smelly farts ever after eating it
    Horrendous and my Mrs is not happy this morning
     
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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    I was woken up early this morning by the sound of the quite massive fart that my Mrs dropped, it was like a sonic boom
     
  7. El Guepardo

    El Guepardo Steffen Iversen

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    Needed big brick just before parkrun this morning. Arrived and queue for toilets. Couldn’t use them before event started so just had to get running. Second half of the event and was starting to feel it more but got over the line. Then left a massive brick in the toilets at the event, the kind that makes you bleed and will likely be sat at the bottom of the pan for some weeks. Nasty fudger it was! And then as I exited the toilet, someone was about to use it..if only they’d known what they were letting themselves in for!!
     
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