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The poo & guff thread...

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by GlennGoddle, 10 Feb 2012.

  1. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    The painkillers I've got for my ankle have meant I haven't had a poo for almost 2 days, it's going to be a catastrophic event when it all comes out !!
     
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  2. Bullet

    Bullet Christian Ziege

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    You people.
    Just get rid of it.
     
  3. Gazza

    Gazza Milija Aleksic

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    Having polished a whole tub of seriously strong spreadable cheese with crackers this afternoon as i really couldn't be asked to make anything ...

    The girlfriend just walked out of our place telling me that she is not coming back until I go for a brick ...

    Epic eye watering guffs
     
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  4. Kandi1977

    Kandi1977 Paul Walsh

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    Taking a dump to new heights (or lows). Literally!

     
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  5. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Simon Davies

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    I can never unsee that.
     
  6. Charliedup

    Charliedup Allan Nielsen

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    I wanna see it in real time the right way round
     
  7. Jon

    Jon Mitchell Thomas

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    You want to watch another man do a poo?
     
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  8. Charliedup

    Charliedup Allan Nielsen

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    This IS in random Jon. In the interest of forum etiquette, I feel it's the right thing to do
     
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  9. Jon

    Jon Mitchell Thomas

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    No mate it’s cool. I was just going to invite you over....
     
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  10. Charliedup

    Charliedup Allan Nielsen

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    We could set up a webcam? Like MFC in the old days? let the whole forum join in
     
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  11. Jon

    Jon Mitchell Thomas

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    You called?.....
     
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  12. Daisuk

    Daisuk Frederic Kanoute

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    Here you go:
     
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  13. Kandi1977

    Kandi1977 Paul Walsh

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    My farts have been absolutely revolting today! I can feel them coming like a warm bubble, and when it gets to the end of its journey and it's time to release it, it feels like it's stuck, or it's a little marble of poo.
    But when it eventually slips out, my word the stench! It's so foul that I have to escape it myself, as I almost throw up.
    Never had farts of this calibre before. Revolting, but somehow fascinating how the body can produce such venomous smells!
     
  14. Jon

    Jon Mitchell Thomas

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    Should you happen to have any relatives who support Arsenal, Chelsea or West Ham, could I suggest now might afford a lovely opportunity to pop round theirs and spend as much quality time together as possible?
     
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  15. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    5 pints of Neck Oil, a breakfast pie and burger & chips and I'm slightly ardent !!!

    The kids n mrs are loving the eggmundo's I'm dropping left right and centre since getting back haha
     
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    Mr_B Steve Hodge

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    i've been on a keto diet recently and wasn't doing a no.2 for 2-3 days at a time. Then, on a cheat day, had a couple of beers and got the runs. Can't fool the body.
     
  17. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    My now second team

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  18. nayenezgani

    nayenezgani Milija Aleksic

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    Quality form that... COME ON YOU FARTS!
     
  19. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Getting duffed up or is it guffed up

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    Gazza Milija Aleksic

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    Getting duffed in the guff
     
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