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The poo & guff thread...

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by GlennGoddle, 10 Feb 2012.

  1. Daisuk

    Daisuk Frederic Kanoute

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    Yeah, I do that too, when possible. Been pondering splashing the cash for a Geberit aqua clean, but it's a tad expensive. Looks ace though. :p

     
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    Bullet Christian Ziege

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    Varies from 1 to 6. Sounds like you have issues and need to change your diet/ wiping technique
     
  3. Daisuk

    Daisuk Frederic Kanoute

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    I guess 20 was an exaggeration, but yeah, usually at least between 4 and 10. Not sure it's a diet thing, the poo itself looks normal, but wiping technique, yep, that's why I'm asking. :p
     
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    Kandi1977 Paul Walsh

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    You want to rub the paper back and forth in the crack a few times with each wipe. That should do it! #dontwearwhite
     
  5. 7percent

    7percent Allan Nielsen

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    For sure, but would you ever get up?
     
  6. Daisuk

    Daisuk Frederic Kanoute

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    A few good pointers here.

    https://brobible.com/life/article/butt-wiping-technique/

    I think I'm doing it right, it might be the damned paper we have at work that's the culprit, it's like fudging sandpaper, it can cut even if it's wet.

    Paper though. Man, I want that aquaclean. :p
     
  7. glasgowspur

    glasgowspur Vedran Corluka

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    I know I'm going to regret mentioning this but hey ho.
    There's a hotel in Elstree that we visit at least once a year that has something similar, although not as fancy as the geberit, in
     
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    Seedy Ron Simon Davies

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    Is that the reason you visit, to give the old ring piece its annual wash?
     
  9. Aldo

    Aldo Bobby Mimms

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    glasgowspur Vedran Corluka

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    Nah, my ring is delicate and it's bad enough shaving in the water in London it's so hard.
    I need a proper lather and a soft brush.
     
  11. ricky2tricky4city

    ricky2tricky4city Vedran Corluka

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    Glasgow softie:D
     
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    Kandi1977 Paul Walsh

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    We also have "Chuck Norris toilet paper" at work.
    It's rough
    It's tough
    And it takes crap from no-one!
     
  13. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Bumholes are amazing, yesterday mine was in tatters and hurt everytime I wiped it

    Today is a new day and it felt amazing when I just wiped
     
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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    The xmas farts have reached epic smell proportions now
     
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    Kandi1977 Paul Walsh

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    I had some a few days ago that were simply revolting! Had to physically leave the room myself!
     
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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    4 massive Mr Hankey's already this morning
     
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    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    I have really really musty smelling farts in ur flat today today, it smells like an old church
     
  18. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Now they are really cabbagey
     
  19. a spur from swansea

    a spur from swansea Gus Poyet

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    My cat been dropping bombs in the last week or so when shes sleeping next to me on the couch,whilst im watching tv.....she couldn't give a poo really ....carries on regardless, counting mice i presume lol
     
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    Jon Mitchell Thomas

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    Whenever my beagle gets a case of the farts, he jumps out of his skin and tried to find it. If he has them through the night, every time it happens he scares himself senseless, so howls the roof off, meaning we have to come downstairs and help comfort him. While he farts even more....
    -_-
     

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