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the old gits thread

Is lion brick not rather pungent itself then? So no cats, but the garden smells like Aslan's arsehole?

I'm sure its not odour free, but I have no idea what a mythical Lions rusty bullet hole smells like, so I can't answer with any accuracy.

But you don't have to clear up cat turds, so you gain more on the swings etc.
 
A sniper rifle and patience
Unfreaking believablez! I was going to write the exact same words.

I had a weird neighbour when I was a kid who used to bottle her own tinkle, then leave it in large bottle caps around the garden. True story.
 
Unfreaking believablez! I was going to write the exact same words.

I had a weird neighbour when I was a kid who used to bottle her own tinkle, then leave it in large bottle caps around the garden. True story.

I can get bottles of tinkle if anybody wants some.
 
sometimes random is like being in a haunted mansion at 2 in the morning, knowing that ex inmates from a lunatic asylum, released in the care in the community programme are there as well
 
My chav neighbour has 8 cats, all of whom like to use our garden as a toilet from time to time

I throw it all back under the hedge, let them deal with it

We bought an ultra sonic cat deterrent thingy once and it was total pony - did absolutely nothing

How is the cat deterrent working?
 
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