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The Goon Thread

Discussion in 'General Football' started by Jordinho, 14 Jan 2012.

  1. nayimfromthehalfwayline

    nayimfromthehalfwayline Les Ferdinand

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    They were poor, caught about half hour of it, of my.

    Rennes werent great at all, they were your bog standard EUROPA team. Could be a walk over, could be hard work if you make it so.

    We know what thats like. Arsenal are only just finding out.
     
  2. milo

    milo Tony Galvin Staff Member

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  3. LemonadeMoney

    LemonadeMoney Nick Barmby

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    Classy.
     
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  4. nayenezgani

    nayenezgani Teemu Tainio

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    Similar classy jibes are posted here when we have one bloody defeat.
     
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  5. milo

    milo Tony Galvin Staff Member

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    To be fair, Adams spent ages looking for Juventus on a map of Italy and couldn't find it.
     
  6. Jordinho

    Jordinho Clive Allen Staff Member

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  7. SteveAWOL

    SteveAWOL Steve Carr

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    The Goons keep on harking back to that idiot who threw a banana towards Aubameyang but this is the 3rd black opposition player who’s been targeted by their lot this season.



    Might improve the atmosphere at the Effeminates if they had to play a match behind closed doors.

     
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  8. 90291Spur

    90291Spur Steve Carr

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    I'd like to see a few of Goon players injured tonight, and slate me if you want, but I kind of want them to go through so they have extra games (I didn't say I want them to win).
     
  9. Jon

    Jon Young-Pyo Lee

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    Is this what the game has become?.....

    What in the fudge is this utter brickery?!!

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  10. elyid

    elyid Allan Nielsen

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    What a gimp boy
     
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  11. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Napoli will beat them over 2 legs
     
  12. Rorschach

    Rorschach Tommy Harmer

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  13. Jon

    Jon Young-Pyo Lee

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    Zeds dead baby!
     
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  14. Jon

    Jon Young-Pyo Lee

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    Let’s be honest, who here doesn’t like to celebrate by whipping out and donning the old gimp mask in public!
     
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    Rorschach Tommy Harmer

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    StephenH Ian Walker

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    Indeed!

    Be honest they guy is very strang even for an Arsenal player. The mask is quite an improvement.
     
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    StephenH Ian Walker

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    Jordinho Clive Allen Staff Member

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    Former Arsenal goalkeeper has delivered his verdict on several former Gunners team-mates, and revealed that Jack Wheelchair got so drunk at his wedding that he was eventually discovered in shrubbery.

    Szczesny was speaking to Polish journalists Lukasz Wisniowski and Kuba Polkowski on their YouTube channel Foot Truck, and the interview has been helpfully translated on Reddit.

    The Juventus glovesman pulled no punches in delivering verdicts on some of his old colleagues in north London, and recalled the humorous anecdote for his good pal Wheelchair.

    "He's my best friend, alongside [Grzegorz] Krychowiak. At my wedding he got so drunk, we were looking for him everywhere for two hours and found him sleeping in bushes.

    "He had one injury which was never fully cured, and which caused the next and then the next.

    "He was one of the greatest talents I met. Because of injuries, he now plays for West Ham and not a big European club."

    Some selected highlights from Szczesny's interview are below...

    ... on Tomas Rosicky

    "You watched him play with great pleasure, the Little Mozart; his movement on the pitch was impressive, full of class and grace. I still believe he's the richest footballer I know.

    "He never spent any money. The whole time I was at Arsenal he had the same car, a 2005/06 Mercedes, and wore only clothes from his sponsor. The only thing he didnt spare on was his guitar."

    ... on Samir Nasri

    "He always thought he was some kind of gangster. Everyone has this person at school, who had strong and big friends and it made him think he was cool. In Poland there's a saying - to fart higher than your bottom."

    ... on Robin van Persie

    "You have to admit, he left for Manchester United and won a title the next year, but a year after that he got benched, moved to Turkey and his big career ended. He could have made other decisions and achieved lots more at Arsenal. He's extremely arrogant - sometimes..."

    ... on Nicklas Bendtner

    "One of the most intelligent guys I played with. You see Nick: well-organised, neat, in-form, it seems everything is going great for him. The next day you open a newspaper and read 'Drunk Bendtner driving the wrong way' and you're like, 'WTF'. I dont know, he's a guy with two personalities. The most confident guy I played with."

    ... on Gervinho

    "Who thought he might be in my top 40 I played with?! Add one more zero."

    ... on Lukas Podolski

    "I remember, and I'm not lying to you now. In training, when Poldi got the ball inside the box, 10-11 metres, I didnt want to save... I covered my head. I swear, I just protected the head. He was a really funny guy and just a normal person."

    ... on Santi Cazorla

    "We were on a training camp in Cologne when Santi joined us. During the first training session we played small-sided games. After training everyone gave Arsene a big applause for signing Cazorla.

    "Slow, small, one of the best I played with. Unbelievable mind and technique. I can't tell what was his best asset, but you played with him and were like: 'Oh my GHod, he's so good.' Loveable, friendly, always smiling. Although I'm not wanting to insult, he had a tendency to gain weight."

    https://www.fourfourtwo.com/news/wo...und-jack-Wheelchair-asleep-a-bush-his-wedding
     
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    LemonadeMoney Nick Barmby

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    JerusalemMan Ruel Fox

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    His comment about Nasri actually raises him a percentage point in my eyes.
     

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