The Goon Thread - Officially Second In A One Horse Race

[DTA]

I have a horrible feeling we might consider signing him... he is on a free and we need home grown players....

Sorry if I am being impolite... But fudge off.

 

[Seedy Ron]

I'd love it if Spurs bought Wheelchair during this summer, and told him to stand by that big brick wall with the Spurs logo at the training ground, and got Ledley King to drive a Range Rover into him at 30mph.

I assume the 30 limit is to protect Ledley?

 

[Robbo]

LOL

 

[K.D.D.D.D.Soc]

Alan Partridge lives!!!!

 

[Lost Mango]

It is 'Mertsacker passing on his "DNA" to the young guns' that has me more concerned. Have the learnt nothing from Crewe or Chelsea or other non-recent abuse stories??

 

[Glenda's Legs]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1010517695610212356

 

[markysimmo]

Alan Partridge lives!!!!

 

[Robbo]

Eye for detail.

 

[Rorschach]

I wonder how Mertesacker is passing on his DNA.

 

[K.D.D.D.D.Soc]

I wonder how Mertesacker is passing on his DNA.

Getting the youth team to play with lead weights in their boots?

 

[mephitis]

I wonder how Mertesacker is passing on his DNA.

 

[Kandi1977]

I look forward to Arse fan TV when they are gonna pronounce this!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1013819064492359681

 

[billyiddo]

Uninspiring signings from them imo but they seem to be targetting the right areas at least

 

[Robbo]

GHod knows who he is, but the fact that they're targeting experienced, defensive players, means someone over there knows where they need to strengthen. Lets hope he's brick.

 

[Gazza Dazzla]

To be fair they’ve been buying defenders and defensive players every season, they just turn out to be very average.

Mertesaker (he was decent)
Mustafi
Debauchy
Kolascniac
Bellerin
Xhaka
Holding
Chambers

I’m sure there’s another CB they’ve bought in the last few years but the name escapes me (not inc Koscielny as think he’s good, or used to be at least)

I see this signing as a continuation of the theme. Leichsteiner is a good RB but a little old now at 35.

 

[Bedfordspurs]

GHod knows who he is, but the fact that they're targeting experienced, defensive players, means someone over there knows where they need to strengthen. Lets hope he's brick.

Utter brick for 2 years now, hence why they binned him

Turned like a tank against us

 

[Bedfordspurs]

The uraguay lad will be a good signing and looks perfect for this league
Similarly Leno is a very good keeper
The two defenders though are way pay best

 

[billyiddo]

The uraguay lad will be a good signing and looks perfect for this league
Similarly Leno is a very good keeper
The two defenders though are way pay best

Leno tops the mistakes chart in the BL i read

 

[Gazza]

Leno tops the mistakes chart in the BL i read

Signed for arsenal biggest mistake of all

 

[Kandi1977]

The uraguay lad will be a good signing and looks perfect for this league
Similarly Leno is a very good keeper
The two defenders though are way pay best

Leno tops the mistakes chart in the BL i read

Jay Leno? On a serious note, these signings screem of mid table, not top 4. It's signings you'd expect from the likes of Watford and Leicester.