The Goon Thread - Officially Second In A One Horse Race

[Kandi1977]

The reason old weetabix ankles isnt at the WC is because he is a nasty, devisive little brick. southgate wants harmony in the camp, that little prick would just cause trouble. Wheelchair, fudge off back to West Ham where you belong!

Contender for post of the year! Hahahaha!

 

[Kandi1977]

Chav Wheelchair has spent 1,013 days out injured and missed 155 club games over the past 9 seasons

I would have been fired long time ago if I was that much away from work.

 

[Bullet]

Chav Wheelchair has spent 1,013 days out injured and missed 155 club games over the past 9 seasons

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A calfbone? Maybe that is why he keeps getting injured, he has some sort of new, innovative skeleton to break. Maybe they mean fibula?

 

[Bullet]

Wikipedia says 7 league goals in his Arse career. 7 in 10 years.

SEVEN!

What a career https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Wilshere#Career_statistics

 

[Bullet]

Oh hang on, he got a goal in the FA Cup

In ten years, ONE GOAL

 

[Bullet]

And oh yeah, he also got a goal in the Littlewoods Milk Rumbelows Carabao Coca-Cola Sherbet DipDab cup as well.

1.

Not two.

1.

 

[Kandi1977]

Dele scored more goals in his first 30 games for us than wheelchair has done in his entire career.

 

[Kandi1977]

Paulinho scored as many goals in 1 season as wheelchair did in his entire Arsenal career.

 

[Baleforce]

Yet they compare him to Gazza?

 

[milo]

Yet they compare him to Gazza?

Bamber?

 

[nayimfromthehalfwayline]

Wikipedia says 7 league goals in his Arse career. 7 in 10 years.

SEVEN!

What a career https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Wilshere#Career_statistics

I actually knew that, because Alli passed it in one season and it was hilarious to point out to Gooners who tried saying Wheelchair was better...

 

[Legohamster]

I have a horrible feeling we might consider signing him... he is on a free and we need home grown players....

 

[markysimmo]

I have a horrible feeling we might consider signing him... he is on a free and we need home grown players....

Ludicrous, stop getting on the crack pipe

 

[Rorschach]

Lichsteiner looks like a gooner.

 

[Kandi1977]

Lichsteiner looks like a gooner.

That's because he is a gooner.

 

[Rorschach]

That's because he is a gooner.

Oh I know.

 

[Glenda's Legs]

I have a horrible feeling we might consider signing him... he is on a free and we need home grown players....

No way. Could you really see him knuckling down into a Poch team? Not exactly one for squad harmony either.
Poch gets the Spurs-Woolwich thing anyway. He’d not bring in a player like Wheelchair, I’m sure. And nor would Levy.

 

[Bullet]

I'd love it if Spurs bought Wheelchair during this summer, and told him to stand by that big brick wall with the Spurs logo at the training ground, and got Ledley King to drive a Range Rover into him at 30mph.

 

[Glenda's Legs]

I'd love it if Spurs bought Wheelchair during this summer, and told him to stand by that big brick wall with the Spurs logo at the training ground, and got Ledley King to drive a Range Rover into him at 30mph.

There are speed limits at the training ground?

 

[milo]

There are speed limits at the training ground?

We could use him as a speed bump.