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The Cricket Thread

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by Mulletperm, 14 Jan 2012.

  1. glasgowspur

    glasgowspur Les Ferdinand

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    Like golf, cricket has sold its soul to the devil that is tv.
    Stop trying to "modernise" a game that is 100s of years old to bring in the young.
    The game has survived for long enough and appeals to a demographic, cater to them, don't isolate them and certainly not for the fickle youth who will soon abandon you when a new fad comes along.
    Financially cut your cloth accordingly and stop whoring your game out for tv money.
     
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  2. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    ngland cricket teams have become accustomed to being forcefully disintegrated by a tour of Australia.

    For the fifth time in six tours, they have lost the urn at the earliest available opportunity, this time in record-breakingly swift fashion.

    It took just 852.3 overs, the smallest quantity of cricket ever required for Australia to win the Ashes at home after a third Test lasting just 180 overs and four balls - also making this the earliest any team has ever lost a five-Test series.

    England supporters of a statistically sensitive disposition should look away now, as I attempt to put numerical perspective on a savage series defeat at the end of a year of startling decline...

    Record-equalling losses
    No team has ever lost more Tests in a calendar year than the nine defeats suffered by England in 2021.

    In what seems like a different cricketing universe, England began the year with three wins - two in Sri Lanka followed by a stunning triumph in the first Test in India, just the second Test victory by a visiting team there since 2012.

    That was also England's sixth successive away victory, a feat not achieved by them since Sydney Barnes was in his wily pomp before World War One.

    England have added one win and nine losses in their 12 Tests since, equalling Bangladesh's nine Test defeats in 2013.

    Only once have England lost more than nine in a 12-Test sequence, losing 10 in 12 between January 1993 and March 1994.

    Unfulfilled promise
    England have been bowled out for under 150 a joint-record eight times this year.

    Over the previous 18 months, a new generation of batting talent seemed to have emerged.

    Dom Sibley had made two centuries in his first eight Tests. Ollie Pope apparently had the breakthrough Test winter in 2019-20 that his prodigious county numbers promised. Zak Crawley built on some promising half-centuries with a majestic, multifaceted 267 against Pakistan.

    In addition, Jos Buttler had had a productive home summer, Ben Stokes had averaged mid-50s over his previous 16 Tests, and Rory Burns added a century in New Zealand to his 390-run tally in the 2019 Ashes - more than Alastair Cook had managed in any of his three home series against Australia.

    England had started scoring 400 again - seven times in 14 Tests up to and including their win in Chennai, having done so just once in their previous 23.

    County cricket was even being congratulated for generating players who could take England forward with confidence into the challenges of an absurdly demanding year.

    Since then, England have been dismissed for under 200 in 13 innings across 12 Tests (only West Indies in 2000 have been bowled out for under 200 more times in a calendar year).

    England have also been bowled out for under 150 in eight innings (equalling the most in a year by a team). They have passed 400 only once, at Headingley, having skittled India for 78.

    Even allowing for the quality of the three bowling attacks that have inflicted these failures - all possess balance, variety and firepower that England cannot match - and the abysmal quality of the pitches in India that precipitated this collapse in England's batting, it has been a year of startling, concerning failure, especially given the promise with which it began.

    Amid the almost nostalgically familiar post-mortems, it is also a little galling to consider that the two centurions in the Ashes so far - Marnus Labuschagne and Travis Head - as well as the top scorer in the third Test at the MCG - Marcus Harris - have benefited from stints in the much-maligned County Championship.

    Failure to convert
    England batters reached 25 runs 91 times in 2021. Root converted 10 of his 18 into half-centuries, including six three-figure scores. The rest made 22 fifties from 73 scores of 25, with just one hundred - Burns against New Zealand.

    The quarter-century is not one of cricket's more celebrated milestones. In times such as these, however, let us grasp at whatever straws present themselves. Perhaps a raise of the bat to waist height would be an appropriate gesture on reaching 25, to give England supporters at least something to cheer in this honours-board-avoiding Ashes.

    England's quarter-to-half-century conversion rate of 35% is the worst by any team other than Bangladesh in their hapless early forays in Test cricket since 1999. No team that has played 10 Tests in a year has ever had a worse 25-to-50 conversion rate than England in 2021.

    Two questions arise: (a) Does this matter? And (b) If so, why?

    You are welcome to offer your own answers, but I think the correct responses are (a) yes, and (b) because, as much as England's DAR (duck acquisition rate) and ORTPWTOTOR (Opener Returning To The Pavilion Within Two Or Three Overs Rate) have been stratospheric, they have not been far behind the prevailing trends in reaching 25, but have been awful at turning starts into significance.

    To give some context, in all men's Test cricket over the past five years - which have been a historically tricky period for Test batting - the overall conversion rate of 25s to 50s is 49%, and 25s to 100s is 13%.

    Other teams collectively in 2021 have maintained numbers around the level of the prevailing trends. England have been reaching 25 - the most difficult phase of Test innings - only slightly less often than the overall average of other teams this year (30% to 33%), but getting out from 25 to 49 considerably more frequently.

    Perhaps, in these fatiguing times, they need a concentration coach. Or perhaps it is simply that the much-discussed technical frailties in England's non-Root batters are bound to emerge sooner or later in an innings.
     
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  3. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Steve Carr

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    All going as well as usual at the moment. No wickets, keeps raining, a dropped catch (albeit a sharp one) and Stokes injured.
     
  4. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    No early wake ups for me anymore, if it's on when I get up good, if not meh
     
  5. Diamond Lights

    Diamond Lights Steve Hodge

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    The Man Who Bought Cricket - watch it. really interesting. ECB couldn't wait to jump into bed with Stanford.
     
  6. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Steve Carr

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    Rain dance time.

    We really are fudging brick.
     
  7. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Steve Carr

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    36/4 at lunch, we'll lose this by an innings.

    Should just concede the 5th test and come home.
     
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  8. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Wow some actual fight from Stokes, Bairstow and Wood to get at least the 250 up
     
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  9. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    1st hundred and 5'fer from England, in the 7th innings of the series
     
  10. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Steve Carr

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    Credit to those 3, a bit of backbone at last.

    At least they'll have to bat again, and the forecast isn't great apparently so might get away with it.
     
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  11. MKSpur

    MKSpur Johnny Morrison

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  12. MKSpur

    MKSpur Johnny Morrison

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    Both players 3rd innings personally though!
     
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  13. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    England nearly at 300
    Such a shame to see the SCG so empty
    I loved it in 2013 is one of my fav grounds to watch cricket
     
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  14. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Steve Carr

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    Nearly 300, but not quite.
     
  15. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    From 30/4 they done fairly well really
     
  16. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Weather might save England from another loss
     
  17. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Steve Carr

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    Crawley batted well, bit unlucky getting yorked by one that came out wrong apparently.

    Raining now, good stuff.
     
  18. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Finally England showed some fight, character and heart !!!
    That draw feels like a win and at least we won't lose 5-0

    We will be missing Buttler, Stokes and maybe Bairstow though
     
  19. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    Enjoy retirement Ross

     
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  20. awesome dawson

    awesome dawson Mitchell Thomas

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    First ever Ashes test to be played in Tasmania starts on Friday. England showed more fight in Sydney and appear to be at least competing with Australia, albeit far too late in the overall series. Hopefully we make it 3-1 which papers over some serious cracks in our batting.
     

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