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Summarise yourself in 10 words.....

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by Surfless, 15 Feb 2019.

  1. ringo

    ringo Eidur Gudjohnsen

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    • Yourself
      pronoun


      Reflexive second person singular
      Second person singular emphatic
     
  2. Grays_1890

    Grays_1890 Gerry Armstrong

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    Tessa Sandersons jack and danny
     
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  3. ringo

    ringo Eidur Gudjohnsen

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    But why Tessa Sanderson?
     
  4. milo

    milo Vivian Woodward Staff Member

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    Because Fatima Whitbread's doesn't look like two cobras kissing
     
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  5. ringo

    ringo Eidur Gudjohnsen

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    Ah. Fair enough. I won't ask the obvious question.
     
  6. Grays_1890

    Grays_1890 Gerry Armstrong

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    Because I would imagine her to have a severe axe wound
     
  7. milo

    milo Vivian Woodward Staff Member

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    Why have you been imagining Tessa Sanderson's vulva?
     
  8. Grays_1890

    Grays_1890 Gerry Armstrong

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    I haven't I was asked what I thought when I saw that picture.
     
  9. Jon

    Jon Jermaine Jenas

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    Two pieces of white paper.

    They’ve been pressed together on some black ink.

    It’s been all smudged as a result, and made a squiggle.
     
  10. scaramanga

    scaramanga Tommy Harmer Staff Member

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    Pervert.
     
  11. Trixster

    Trixster Reto Ziegler

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    The brief was 10 words..
     
  12. LemonadeMoney

    LemonadeMoney Frederic Kanoute

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    Something covered in black custard?
     
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    LemonadeMoney Frederic Kanoute

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    Just glad you didn't target me
     
  14. Jon

    Jon Jermaine Jenas

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    Racist.
     
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    Rorschach Erik Thorstvedt

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    Dad
     
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    the dza Christian Ziege

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    Hypocrite, hates qunts (and hypocrites). Also rubbish at self deprecation.
     
  17. Kandi1977

    Kandi1977 Les Ferdinand

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    You would lose your mind trying to understand mine.
     
  18. Surfless

    Surfless David Kerslake

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    that's deep.
     
  19. Mr_B

    Mr_B Steed Malbranque

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    cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, there's only 9, (plagiarised from a young ones skit which is probably on youtube)
     
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  20. Bullet

    Bullet Christian Ziege

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    I'm gonna win a Ford Tippex any minute
     

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