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Roomba (and pets)

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by Kandi1977, 2 Apr 2019.

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  1. scaramanga

    scaramanga David Ginola Staff Member

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    Bullet Christian Ziege

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    I read this 3 months ago on Imgur?
     
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    Bullet Christian Ziege

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    Here you go - from 2 years ago



    So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It's taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror. It started off simple enough - something that's probably happened to most of you. Sometime between midnight and 1:30am, our puppy Evie pooped on our rug in the living room. This is the only time she's done this, so it's probably just because we forgot to let her out before we went to bed that night. Now, if you have a detective's mind, you may be wondering how we know the poop occurred between midnight and 1:30am. We were asleep, so how do I know that time frame..........
     
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  4. Thebarbarian

    Thebarbarian Michael Brown

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    Spoilsport @Bullet

    but i did wonder why the kid suddenly went from a she to a he within two paragraphs !!
     
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  5. Jon

    Jon Milija Aleksic

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    Wow man. That’s pretty incredible.

    I mean two people having the exact same thing happen to them!....
     
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    Jon Milija Aleksic

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  8. scaramanga

    scaramanga David Ginola Staff Member

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    It's basically the same.
     
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  9. Jon

    Jon Milija Aleksic

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    Is that you saying that? Or the opinion of ‘WrestleFan10645_the_rock’???
     
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    Kandi1977 Rafael Van Der Vaart

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    Finally someone found it!
    But it actually happened to me too. The Roomba DID find the dogs turd, and smeared it out around the living room. Not quite as bad as the original, but it was a fudging mess and I would not want it to happen to even my worst enemy!
     
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    Kandi1977 Rafael Van Der Vaart

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    Yes, turds smeared all over and wrestling is basically the same imo.
     
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    galeforce Vic Buckingham

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    Hey you guys, last night I put on a dress and tweeted a photo and half the likes said they love the blue and black but it was actually white and gold, things got crazy.
     
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    scaramanga David Ginola Staff Member

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    :D
     
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    Glenda's Legs Justin Edinburgh

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    nayenezgani Clint Dempsey

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    What the fudge did you just fudging lie about @Kandi1977, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

    I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fudge out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudging words. You think you can get away with spouting these lies to me over the Internet?

    Think again, fudger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fudging dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

    Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little brick.

    If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudging tongue and not talked brick.

    But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will brick fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fudging dead, kiddo.
     
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    Glenda's Legs Justin Edinburgh

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    Gorilla warfare? :eek:
     
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    LemonadeMoney Frederic Kanoute

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    It's one notch up from guerrilla warfare.
     
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    Donald, is that you?
     
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    Jon Milija Aleksic

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    One can only assume @nayenezgani has only just seen “War for the Planet of the Apes”

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  20. nayenezgani

    nayenezgani Clint Dempsey

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    Or I copy/pasted a response from the internet?
     

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