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OMT - TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR vs Man U

Craig_J

Eidur Gudjohnsen
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My first OMT, we will win. AVB will do a jig as he saves himself from the job. United will collapse. We will take their top four sport.

Triffic

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The game we won but got no points from:


Villas Boas:

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Villas Boas after picking his nose:

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COYS
 
----------------------------------Lloris-------------------------------------

Walker----------------Dawson-----------Chiriches----------Vertonghen

Lennon-----------------Sandro----------Dembele------------Sigurdsson

----------------------------------Lamela---------------------------------

---------------------------------Soldado---------------------------------
 
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Tottenham Hotspur host Manchester United at White Hart Lane on Sunday 1st December 2013 (KO 12:00) in the 13th round of matches in the 2013-14 season. It will be the 184th meeting between the two clubs who were the "glamour teams" of the 1960s.

Spurs come into the match in 9th place on 20 points with United in 6th place on 21 points.

Tottenham Hotspur's first meeting with Manchester United came in the old 1st round (today's 3rd round) of the FA Cup in January 1899 when United were known as Newton Heath. The match was drawn 1-1 at Northumberland Park, but Spurs won the replay 5-3 at Bank Street in Clayton, Manchester.

A decade later the two clubs met for the first time in a Football League match with United drawing 2-2 at White Hart Lane in the First Division.

The reverse fixture at Old Trafford was easilly won by United 5-0.

Tottenham's first League win over United came in November 1911 2-1 at Old Trafford.

Both clubs met for four seasons in the Second Division during the 1930s.

Since the start of football after WW2, all League meetings have taken place in the Top Flight of the English League system.

In 1952, both clubs toured North America and played two exhibition matches with Spurs winning 5-0 in Toronto, Canada and 7-1 in New York, USA.

The clubs were drawn together in the 1963-64 European Cup Winners' Cup with Spurs winning 2-0 at the Lane and United winning 4-1 at Old Trafford.

Old Trafford was the venue for the 1967 FA Charity Shield with League Champions United and FA Cup Winners Spurs drawing 3-3 in a game most remembered for goalkeeper Pat Jennings' long-range goal. The Charity Shield was shared.

August 1979 saw the clubs meet for the first time in the Football League Cup and Glenn Hoddle's magnificent volly was the winning goal in a 2-1 Spurs victory at White Hart Lane. United went on to win the second leg at Old Trafford 3-1.

In June 1983, the clubs played two matches in Swaziland, Southern Africa, resulting in a win each. Prior to this season, Spurs last win at Old Trafford came in December 1989 thanks to a Gary Lineker goal.

The clubs have only ever met in one Domestic Cup Final - the 2009 Football League (Carling) Cup Final at Wembley, which ended in a 0-0 draw after extra time. United won the subsequent penalty shoot-out.

Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur were founder members of the Premier League in 1992-93 and are two of the seven clubs who have been ever-present up to the 2013-14 season - Arsenal, Aston Villa, Chelsea, Everton and Liverpool being the other five.The fixtures during season 2010-11 saw United win 2-0 at Old Trafford in October while the reverse match at White Hart Lane ended in a 0-0 draw.

2010-11 was the first season when both Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur competed together in the UEFA Champions League. Both clubs won their respective Group Stages and progressed to the Knock-Out Phase. Spurs eventually went out to Real Madrid in the Quarter Finals while Manchester United made it to the Final, only to lose to Barcelona.

The away fixture at Old Trafford last season in August resulted in a 3-0 win for United with goals from Danny Welbeck, who headed in Tom Cleverley's cross just after 60 minutes and he then produced a wonderful instinctive flick to set up a second for Anderson. Wayne Rooney scored with a pinpoint late header from Ryan Giggs's centre.

The game at White Hart Lane in March 2012 was won by United 3-1. Wayne Rooney scored on the stroke of half-time to put the visitors ahead at the break. Further goals were added with a brace from Ashely Young before Jermain Defoe got one back for Spurs with three minutes remaining.

Last season's fixture at Old Trafford resulted in an historic 3-2 win for Tottenham - their first in the League at Old Trafford in 23 years. Jan Vertonghen's second minute strike was deflected-in off Jonny Evans and Gareth Bale added a second goal after 32 minutes. United hit back through Luis Nani after 51 minutes but Spurs restored their two goal cushion a minute later with a Clint Dempsey goal. Shinji Kagawa scored United's second goal a minute later and Spurs survived the pressure for a United equaliser to come away with three very well earned points.

Former Manchester United defender Zeki Fryers joined Spurs in January 2013 from Standard Liege in Belgium.

The match at White Hart Lane in January 2013 resulted in a 1-1 draw. Robin van Persie put United ahead on 25 minutes but an injury-time goal from Clint Dempsey meant the points were shared. United went on to win the Premier League Title and Sir Alex Ferguson resigned at the end of the season.

Overall, United have a very good record over Spurs with 86 wins to 50 with 47 of the 183 matches played so far drawn.


Jamie Attwell
David Beckham (United player, Spurs trainee)
Dimitar Berbatov
Bill Berry
Alan Brazil
Jimmy Brown
Fraizer Campbell
Michael Carrick
Garth Crooks
Harry Erentz
Quinton Fortune
Zeki Fryers
Terry Gibson

Tommy Gipps
Greoge Graham (United player, Spurs manager)
Jack Hall
Stewart Houston (United player, Spurs asst. manager)
David Gwilan Jones
Joe Jordan (United player, Spurs coach)
Cyril Knowles
Chris McGrath
James McNaught
Fred Milnes
Louis Saha
Teddy Sheringham


 
Guarantee:

If we lose I shall never do a OMT again, and more than likely never return to this forum again out of shame
 
AVB pick his nose? He can't even pick his best team, let alone his nose!

We're going to lose 7-0 due to the abject horror contained within this OMT. A horror OMT thread, so filled with nightmares that even Freddie Kruger would be too scared to enter.
 
----------------------------------Lloris-------------------------------------

Walker----------------Dawson-----------Chiriches----------Vertonghen

Lennon-----------------Sandro----------Dembele------------Sigurdsson

----------------------------------Lamela---------------------------------

---------------------------------Soldado---------------------------------

exact team i said in the tromso thread. i dont think we'll get it though sadly.
 
Guarantee:

If we lose I shall never do a OMT again, and more than likely never return to this forum again out of shame
Don't be so hard on yourself we would have lost even if girls with wet t-shirts made the OMT. Oh the game hasn't started yet, sorry for the spoiler !
 
AVB pick his nose? He can't even pick his best team, let alone his nose!

We're going to lose 7-0 due to the abject horror contained within this OMT. A horror OMT thread, so filled with nightmares that even Freddie Kruger would be too scared to enter.
Pure comedy, and it's funny because it's true :D
 
We'll have a shot from the half way line and AVB will point to that statistic and say that we were unlucky that we didn't take our chance.
 
Don't be so hard on yourself we would have lost even if girls with wet t-shirts made the OMT. Oh the game hasn't started yet, sorry for the spoiler !

The way I see it all our wins have come from poor football, no effort and just genuine luck.

So I thought it might help to make an OMT which reflects that.
 
If I see one optimist on this thread I will wrap him in barbed wire and stab him to death with a pen ! (besides Craig who will leave us shortly after the match )
 
----------- Lloris
Walker Kaboul Chiriches Naughton
------ Sandro Dembele
Lennon --- Holtby -----
--------- Soldado

Vertonghen for Kaboul if he's not ready. I actually have no idea who should play on the left.
 
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