OMT: Spurs v Fulham

[ShipOfTheseus]

Where and when:

Wemberlee.

Saturday, 15:00.

Weather forecast:

25°C
Precipitation: 10%
Humidity: 62%
Wind: 14 mph

Opponents:

Some newly-promoted mob. Known for cottaging.

Likely team:

Whatever you're hoping for, you won't get it. The rule of thumb is that Poch plays the same team as last week, especially if it's liable to disappoint everyone. Maybe we'll see Trips, though. Expect to see Toby remaining on the naughty step, whatever the fresh start claims.

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HK


Omens:

We tend to do quite well when we play our supposed last ever home game at a stadium. Man U brought us rainbows, Leicester was a very enjoyable and value-for-money goalfest. Not sure if it counts as a last ever Wembley game when we already know it isn't, though.

First game:

Goneril Ship-Of-Theseus, 13. She has no interest in football. I don't know why she wanted to come. Or why I offered to take her. I expect she'll just look at her phone and demand overpriced snacks.

Badger:

 

[scaramanga]

Awful.

 

[markysimmo]

 

[Baleforce]

Brave

 

[Rorschach]

Sweet Jebus what is this?

 

[ShipOfTheseus]

A fudging stitch-up is what it is. It was a question posed in the sticky thread for newbies.

 

[Rorschach]

A fudging stitch-up is what it is. It was a question posed in the sticky thread for newbies.

Your Trumpian defence won't wash here.

 

[ShipOfTheseus]

Your Trumpian defence won't wash here.

I like my avatar. It took me a good ten minutes of mucking around with powerpoint. And now it's going to be converted into a statue to a man whose musical legacy is even worse than his reputation for childcare.

 

[NickTB]

Perfect.

This is the perfect OMT.

There. I said it
0-4 Sissoko and Bassong

 

[Baleforce]

I like my avatar. It took me a good ten minutes of mucking around with powerpoint. And now it's going to be converted into a statue to a man whose musical legacy is even worse than his reputation for childcare.

Only if we don’t win, which would be your fault.

 

[Baleforce]

Perfect.

This is the perfect OMT.

There. I said it
0-4 Sissoko and Bassong

Pft, everyone knows Sissoko is suspended

 

[Bullet]

Goneril? What is Goneril?

 

[ShipOfTheseus]

Goneril? What is Goneril?

One of my daughters. She’ll be the one asking which team is England.

 

[Bullet]

HL

KT DS JV BD

ED MS

LM CE DA

HK

Hedy Lemar

KevinTong DaveSmith JamesVaughan BarryDaines

EgbertDubois MorganSchneiderlin

LarryMonk ChazEntwistle DaveArcher

HenryKeller

 

[ShipOfTheseus]

Hedy Lemar

KevinTong DaveSmith JamesVaughan BarryDaines

EgbertDubois MorganSchneiderlin

LarryMonk ChazEntwistle DaveArcher

HenryKeller

Four out of eleven right, which is pretty good really.

 

[Bullet]

One of my daughters. She’ll be the one asking which team is England.

Wowzers, your high-browness exceeds most mortals

Do you find it painful being so bright?

Google says it is a King Lear character

Are your other kids named Bottom etc?

 

[ShipOfTheseus]

Wowzers, your high-browness exceeds most mortals

Do you find it painful being so bright?

Google says it is a King Lear character

Are your other kids named Bottom etc?

I’ve only got the two. Goneril and Regan.

 

[thfcsteff]

3-0

Berbatov, Parker, Dembele make one-off returns to smash the newboys.

Poch declares Wembley our new home for the next three seasons. Levy offers everyone free Wembley STs next season.

 

[Rorschach]

3-0

Berbatov, Parker, Dembele make one-off returns to smash the newboys.

Poch declares Wembley our new home for the next three seasons. Levy offers everyone free Wembley STs next season.

Some of that won't happen

 

[Bullet]

I’ve only got the two. Goneril and Regan.

As in the Exorcist girl? Methinks thou trollest me