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Loudest piece of s*it

Discussion in 'Randomination' started by Kandi1977, 4 Feb 2019.

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  1. ricky2tricky4city

    ricky2tricky4city Vedran Corluka

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    That's the poshest 1st world problem I've ever read.

    Quality.
     
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    ricky2tricky4city Vedran Corluka

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    C'mon guys the most annoying noise in the world is the various commands the self service checkouts at supermarket s randomly spout out at you if you don't do anything for more than 2secs. Remembering it's like an out of time chorus with 12+ checkouts.
     
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  3. Dicko

    Dicko Gudni Bergsson

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    You do your own shopping?
     
  4. ricky2tricky4city

    ricky2tricky4city Vedran Corluka

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    Randomly.

    But never in summer.....always delivered.
     
  5. Seedy Ron

    Seedy Ron Justin Edinburgh

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    Nah, this is the beginning of the fightback. When we win, remember this thread.

    Unless you get killed by an overly self-important washing machine during early skirmishes.
     
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    the dza Christian Ziege

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    Rorschach Erik Thorstvedt

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    I wouldn't worry about it. Statistically speaking the chances are we are nothing more than a simulation anyway.

    (Note to coder guy running this simulation - less beeps next time please )
     
  8. scaramanga

    scaramanga Tommy Harmer Staff Member

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    Please tell me the beeps were making you angry and raising your blood pressure, only to set off more beeps in an endless cycle of beeps and rage.

    The image of it gives me a little chuckle.
     
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    Jon Jermaine Jenas

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    Almost. I took it off my arm and slipped it onto my rooster instead. Turned the pain to pleasure...
     
  10. markysimmo

    markysimmo Johnny nice-tits

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    My Mrs farts when she first wakes up
     
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    NoLimits01 Nico Claesen

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    Thank you for sharing
     
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    Jon Jermaine Jenas

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    I know
     
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    Seedy Ron Justin Edinburgh

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    In her own way passing the baton to you for the rest of the day?
     
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    greatwhitenorf Mido

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    Chainsaws. We cut back some of the forest around the cottage each winter, when the trees are dormant and the sap has retreated making them less heavy to haul out. The wood's frozen and the whine offa them 20 inch bar chains can just get my bladder quivering.

    There's also been a fair few Februarys where a weekend at Daytona to watch or work at 'The Fi' Hunnert' NASCAR race can knock a few octaves outta my hearing range for a week or so. The sound of 43 of them V8 engines taking the green flag can shake your very bone marrow.
     
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    parklane1 Andy Thompson

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    You can not beat the sound and smell of a chainsaw first thing in the morning.
     
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    greatwhitenorf Mido

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    Morning wood!
     

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